By lct722 - 16/03/2012 05:54 - Canada

Today, I panicked when I saw a spider on my shoulder from the corner of my eye. It was a birthmark. The same one that has been there for the last 23 years. FML
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rememberPOGS 2

I wonder how many times you have slapped the shit out of yourself trying to get it off you lol...

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Vacant 7

Haha, why is this in intimacy?

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zebralover23 14

Lmfao, it woul freak me out to

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MexaDoreano 1

Honest mistake......you can't remember EVERY lil detail about your body. sometimes I think a bug is on my neck when its just my hair out of the ponytail. :P

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Ana102211 4

taha tell me why that always happens to me x)

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HaykamNation 8

Been there... TOTALLY did that... And even peed myself as a result. You got off easy.

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HeartOfLead 24

Watch your back, that mofo's out get you; constantly plotting against when your back is turn**24/7 since well you rarely pay attention to your shoulder**.

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Hellhouund 1

That's happened to me twice and I'm 22

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BunBunBabe 8

At least you didnt try to smash it

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Makadog 0

All hail King Spider... May he live for another 23 years!

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jvmockingbird 0

I have a serious fear of spiders and would probably end up doing the same thing lol

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