FML : Today, I was talking to a hot girl at the bus stop. She seemed interested in me and I was feeling a connection forming. When the bus came, I offered...

Today, I was talking to a hot girl at the bus stop. She seemed interested in me and I was feeling a connection forming. When the bus came, I offered to let her board first, but she said it "wasn't her bus" and said goodbye. Later, I realized I'd spent 20 minutes making moves on a prostitute. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SlappyMcGee - / Friday 8 January 2010 00:19 / United States

Intimacy

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By perdix | 29

#762068 - Friday 8 January 2010 13:46

A real working prostitute wouldn't waste 20 minutes chatting with a john, she'd ask for a "date" or a "party" and maybe start throwing around some prices for various services.

So, you either talked to a girl who thought you were a creeper, or a prostitute who found you so repulsive that she would want to practice her trade on you.

By wonderboy1 | 0

#761758 - Friday 8 January 2010 9:31

hahaha what gave it away?

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By icanspellgud | 0

#761750 - Friday 8 January 2010 9:29

not first

lynx_fml | 0

#761791 - Friday 8 January 2010 9:48

might want to learn something from icanhazcheezeburger. nawt second.

mazz0014 | 0

#990276 - Monday 10 May 2010 6:54

haha

By wonderboy1 | 0

#761758 - Friday 8 January 2010 9:31

hahaha what gave it away?

noobgang7 | 5

#858544 - Monday 15 February 2010 17:05

when he went down there later and saw her with her four prostitute friends :p

blankaex | 0

#983693 - Thursday 22 April 2010 17:34

I was wondering how he later realised.

blump68 | 0

#984531 - Sunday 25 April 2010 8:14

By untoldfame | 3

#761760 - Friday 8 January 2010 9:31

yes, yes you are.

By Anonymous874598 | 0

#761767 - Friday 8 January 2010 9:34

You are a looser. Maybe she would have slept with you for free. You didnt try hard enough.

maydayyparade | 27

#6360154 - Friday 24 July 2015 21:39

Loser* you should learn how to spell

By boog_fml | 7

#761774 - Friday 8 January 2010 9:36

No wonder you felt a connection

By jair_lhao | 0

#761775 - Friday 8 January 2010 9:36

how did u know she was a prostitud, maybe she was going to a party or maybe she was a pole dancer and was comming or going to work lol

By thatssomeBS | 9

#761780 - Friday 8 January 2010 9:39

This seems wierd to me... I've never seen a "hot" prostitute... they usually look used and cracked out... not that that stopped.. nevermind, I shouldn't go there