By SlappyMcGee - 08/01/2010 00:19 - United States

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Today, I was talking to a hot girl at the bus stop. She seemed interested in me and I was feeling a connection forming. When the bus came, I offered to let her board first, but she said it "wasn't her bus" and said goodbye. Later, I realized I'd spent 20 minutes making moves on a prostitute. FML
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perdix 29
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A real working prostitute wouldn't waste 20 minutes chatting with a john, she'd ask for a "date" or a "party" and maybe start throwing around some prices for various services. So, you either talked to a girl who thought you were a creeper, or a prostitute who found you so repulsive that she would want to practice her trade on you.

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wonderboy1 0
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hahaha what gave it away?

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lynx_fml 0
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might want to learn something from icanhazcheezeburger. nawt second.

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wonderboy1 0
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hahaha what gave it away?

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noobgang7 5
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when he went down there later and saw her with her four prostitute friends :p

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blankaex 0
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I was wondering how he later realised.

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untoldfame 3
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yes, yes you are.

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Anonymous874598 0
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You are a looser. Maybe she would have slept with you for free. You didnt try hard enough.

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maydayyparade 27
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Loser* you should learn how to spell

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boog_fml 7
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No wonder you felt a connection

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jair_lhao 0
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how did u know she was a prostitud, maybe she was going to a party or maybe she was a pole dancer and was comming or going to work lol

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thatssomeBS 9
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This seems wierd to me... I've never seen a "hot" prostitute... they usually look used and cracked out... not that that stopped.. nevermind, I shouldn't go there

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DynamicDave 11
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Bahaha! All you had to do was pay the bitch! BTW, what caused you to realize it was a prostitute?

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Cristaderzi 0
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LOL That sucks Yoy must have been in the Mish in SF!! I mean thats the ONLY place where I've seen working girls in the daytime!!

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Scorpitarrius 0
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Either that or International Blvd across the bay in Oakland lol.

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