Today, I was talking to a hot girl at the bus stop. She seemed interested in me and I was feeling a connection forming. When the bus came, I offered to let her board first, but she said it "wasn't her bus" and said goodbye. Later, I realized I'd spent 20 minutes making moves on a prostitute. FML
Add a comment
Top comments
Comments
By
icanspellgud
| 0
not first
Reply
lynx_fml
| 0
might want to learn something from icanhazcheezeburger. nawt second.
Reply
mazz0014
| 0
haha
By
wonderboy1
| 0
hahaha what gave it away?
Reply
noobgang7
| 5
when he went down there later and saw her with her four prostitute friends :p
Reply
blankaex
| 0
I was wondering how he later realised.
Reply
blump68
| 0
ha
By
untoldfame
| 3
yes, yes you are.
By
Anonymous874598
| 0
You are a looser. Maybe she would have slept with you for free. You didnt try hard enough.
Reply
maydayyparade
| 27
Loser* you should learn how to spell
By
boog_fml
| 7
No wonder you felt a connection
By
jair_lhao
| 0
how did u know she was a prostitud, maybe she was going to a party or maybe she was a pole dancer and was comming or going to work lol
By
thatssomeBS
| 9
This seems wierd to me... I've never seen a "hot" prostitute... they usually look used and cracked out... not that that stopped.. nevermind, I shouldn't go there
By
DynamicDave
| 11
Bahaha! All you had to do was pay the bitch!
BTW, what caused you to realize it was a prostitute?
BTW, what caused you to realize it was a prostitute?
By
allmidnighteyes
| 10
Pretty Woman?
By
Cristaderzi
| 0
LOL
That sucks Yoy must have been in the Mish in SF!!
I mean thats the ONLY place where I've seen working girls in the daytime!!
That sucks Yoy must have been in the Mish in SF!!
I mean thats the ONLY place where I've seen working girls in the daytime!!
Reply
Scorpitarrius
| 0
Either that or International Blvd across the bay in Oakland lol.
So, you either talked to a girl who thought you were a creeper, or a prostitute who found you so repulsive that she would want to practice her trade on you.