Apparently birthmarks are good luck

Hey, it happens to the best of us. I drew an "X" on my hand as a reminder, but since I was tired I kept thinking it was a spider. I would jump out of my skin about once every hour, so my parents kept calling me "popcorn" and "spider hand".

Once my hair brushed my shoulder and I freaked out because I thought it was a spider. You're not alone lol

56- Happens to me all the time. My ponytail is a troll.

Some people have shoulder fetishes? Or a fetish about birthmarks or spiders? Or 23, it's a third of 69, don't ya know?

And, thank you, Didi, for noting that it was fixed, otherwise readers might think Vacant and me were idiots.

BkI still think that. :) JK But it was nifty how you pointed out that 23 is a third of 69.

For us shorter people -_-

What's wrong with short people?

not worth taken the chance! I hate spiders too!

that must be one hairy birthmark

*OP is out at a restaurant* Op: "Yes, I'll take the steak medium rare, please. And also, I'll have th- OH HOLY FUCK!" *flips table*

Da fuq?

Wow, that was so unnecessary and inappropriate. Take your little perverted mind elsewhere please.

Extremely tasteless

Where the fuck did that come from? Now we know who the troll whackin it in his moms basement is....

Seriously? No one else saw wedding crashers??

Flip the fuck out. :)

Apparently 23 years aren't enough to get used to your birth mark.