Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML
Today, I saw a stick in my car and picked it up to throw it out the window. The "stick" turned out to have eyes. It was a dead lizard. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Today, I did the best at-home manicure I’ve ever had. I took my time and it looked like it was done professionally. As soon as I put on the top coat and waited for it to dry, my stomach rumbled and I had to run to take a dump. The polish smeared everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
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Top comments
cjwayy 22
Why would you paint your nails in your car? What if you had spilled?
DippinGrizzly907 27
Well that sure makes for a sticky situation. Doesn't it bug you whenever you mess up your nail polish?
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Comments (120)
vikky538 29
and that didnt hit you...YDI
rabid_otaku 29
Once they're dead, those nails would look really epic to some people. (People like me)
alicat13 12
You deserve it! driving and doing your nails at the same time! ydi
Subtext 10
Yeah...I was so shocked that my phone fell into the coffee and spilled everywhere...really annoying when you are driving!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Where was your brain when this happened?
gablucas 12
Let's just hope you weren't driving as well..
Jessssuhh 17
It's amazing how many people on the comments lack the capacity to realise cars actually have the capacity to carry MORE THAN ONE PERSON. Obviously OP was a passenger. FYL, OP.
tbon3r 15
I guess that's red neck nail stickers for ya
biohazardpanda 2
How is this a FML? I wouldn't say your life is "f"ed up. there's a lot of people who have way bigger problems than bugs in nail polish.
catanita 18
Very original.....
joshi42 16
Blonde?