Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML
Today, I saw a stick in my car and picked it up to throw it out the window. The "stick" turned out to have eyes. It was a dead lizard. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Today, I did the best at-home manicure I’ve ever had. I took my time and it looked like it was done professionally. As soon as I put on the top coat and waited for it to dry, my stomach rumbled and I had to run to take a dump. The polish smeared everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
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Top comments
cjwayy 22
Why would you paint your nails in your car? What if you had spilled?
DippinGrizzly907 27
Well that sure makes for a sticky situation. Doesn't it bug you whenever you mess up your nail polish?
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Comments (120)
gmangallen1 13
Like if u chat relate
AoC15 10
How would you deserve that. She never told us if she was pressed for time
Googolman 29
Pressed for time...? If she was so pressed for time, it might have been a better idea to refrain from painting her nails in the first place...
joarasmi 24
Such design. Much stylish. Wow vogue.
JKPwnage 27
You deserve it... For painting your nails anyway.
mimi809o 21
What else would you expect?
PurelyCanadian 18
Been there, done that. But as a passenger, in my defense.
kingdomgirl94 29
OP was probably a passenger too.
twodotgirl 8
that's really cool...
Saraishi 25
Yes, because putting any part of your body out of the window of moving car is perfectly safe. Count yourself lucky for no losing your hands. Also, blowing air on your nails doesn't dry nail polish any faster than it's going to dry.
juturnaamo 29
Now class remember not to stick any part of your body out the window. We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck his arm out of the window and had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction.
Saraishi 25
Say that to this boy http://thestir.cafemom.com/big_kid/139844/boy_who_lost_his_hand
juturnaamo 29
"And I was that boy!"
ImRJ 7
This will teach you not to turn your car into a salon
russfml 31
I hope ya don't bite your nails or you'll be getting some extra protein lol