Ahhhhh!! Oh no!

Or peanut butter in my toothpaste

I had a friend prank me with alcohol wipes instead of Charmin wipes. It burns like hell.

I don't think anything quite burns like icy hot on the balls. Never again.

Well at least you've got no nail varnish down there then...

Haha your name matches your comment so nicely :p

Sounds like a pain in the ass

*vagina

Either way I'm sure it hurts.

Literally.

#30- Oh, I though we were talking about her feelings??!!

ohh you're so punny :P

Most likely ass. I don't know anyone who takes such a long time to pee that they could have time to remove nail polish. A poo on the other hand...

Newflash: she had to wipe both. normally you pee before pooping.

Nailed it!

Multitasking at its finest.

My favorite quote "multitasking: the art of failing everything at once"

It could be worse, could have been the other side.

I want a reasonable scenario explaining how that could happen.

@#16. News flash!! Women wipe.

21- I meant...I meant how it could have been the other side. Actually, I can think of one way, but she was in a hurry so I would assume she didn't

24 - Women wipe both sides!

Ouch!

no multi tasking on the can!

Does that include blumpkins??

Then where would I actually play any games I downloaded on my iPod?

#23 wins the "Avatar Goes With the Comment" award for this thread.

Especially blumpkins. Ewwww I am a guy and would never let a girl blow me while taking a crap. My ex, even after 8 years of living together was NOT allowed in the bathroom while I was taking a dump EVER. I wasn't even too thrilled about her being in there while I peed but hey compromise.

8 - Shhhh! What would happen to FML if users stopped viewing it on the can?
(Besides fewer shitty comments?)

Well that took care of all the nail polish down there, too.

Ouch! Feel better dear