By anditburnsburnsburns - United States - Midlothian
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
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  Jezzikah  |  11

Most likely ass. I don't know anyone who takes such a long time to pee that they could have time to remove nail polish. A poo on the other hand...

  JtPv  |  14

21- I meant...I meant how it could have been the other side. Actually, I can think of one way, but she was in a hurry so I would assume she didn't

  myeviltwin  |  20

Especially blumpkins. Ewwww I am a guy and would never let a girl blow me while taking a crap. My ex, even after 8 years of living together was NOT allowed in the bathroom while I was taking a dump EVER. I wasn't even too thrilled about her being in there while I peed but hey compromise.