FML : Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to...

Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anditburnsburnsburns / Tuesday 27 August 2013 18:13 / United States - Midlothian

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By jstorie95 | 8

#5646634 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:28

Sounds like a pain in the ass

By elJefe98 | 8

#5646635 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:29

Nailed it!

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By daytoday21 | 10

#5646631 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:28

Ahhhhh!! Oh no!

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5646857 - Wednesday 28 August 2013 1:22

Or peanut butter in my toothpaste

ptoka | 19

#5646978 - Wednesday 28 August 2013 3:30

I had a friend prank me with alcohol wipes instead of Charmin wipes. It burns like hell.

His_Holiness | 18

#5647325 - Wednesday 28 August 2013 11:19

I don't think anything quite burns like icy hot on the balls. Never again.

By ifailsobadly | 18

#5646633 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:28

Well at least you've got no nail varnish down there then...

zahra_786 | 19

#5647051 - Wednesday 28 August 2013 4:57

Haha your name matches your comment so nicely :p

By jstorie95 | 8

#5646634 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:28

Sounds like a pain in the ass

Ari1337 | 15

#5646659 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:38

*vagina

Welshite | 39

#5646667 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:40

Either way I'm sure it hurts.

cutiedimples | 13

#5646688 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:52

Literally.

Arrow44 | 10

#5646850 - Wednesday 28 August 2013 1:19

#30- Oh, I though we were talking about her feelings??!!

snowby2 | 15

#5646974 - Wednesday 28 August 2013 3:25

ohh you're so punny :P

Jezzikah | 11

#5647032 - Wednesday 28 August 2013 4:46

Most likely ass. I don't know anyone who takes such a long time to pee that they could have time to remove nail polish. A poo on the other hand...

MikaykayUnicorn | 36

#5648351 - Thursday 29 August 2013 2:24

Newflash: she had to wipe both. normally you pee before pooping.

By elJefe98 | 8

#5646635 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:29

Nailed it!

By Welshite | 39

#5646636 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:29

Multitasking at its finest.

little_excel | 5

#5646954 - Wednesday 28 August 2013 2:57

My favorite quote "multitasking: the art of failing everything at once"

By ravenevercross | 19

#5646637 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:29

It could be worse, could have been the other side.

JtPv | 14

#5646655 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:36

I want a reasonable scenario explaining how that could happen.

Not_Impressed13 | 9

#5646660 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:39

@#16. News flash!! Women wipe.

JtPv | 14

#5646666 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:40

21- I meant...I meant how it could have been the other side. Actually, I can think of one way, but she was in a hurry so I would assume she didn't

Ins0mau | 20

#5646774 - Wednesday 28 August 2013 0:06

24 - Women wipe both sides!

By kaiyybee | 10

#5646639 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:29

Ouch!

By underthesea12 | 24

#5646640 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:29

no multi tasking on the can!

SlapAndTickle | 20

#5646642 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:30

Does that include blumpkins??

MrSassypants | 31

#5646665 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:40

Then where would I actually play any games I downloaded on my iPod?

SWC_Penguin | 17

#5646704 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 23:13

#23 wins the "Avatar Goes With the Comment" award for this thread.

myeviltwin | 20

#5646726 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 23:51

Especially blumpkins. Ewwww I am a guy and would never let a girl blow me while taking a crap. My ex, even after 8 years of living together was NOT allowed in the bathroom while I was taking a dump EVER. I wasn't even too thrilled about her being in there while I peed but hey compromise.