Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
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jstorie95
| 8
Sounds like a pain in the ass
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elJefe98
| 8
Nailed it!
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daytoday21
| 10
Ahhhhh!! Oh no!
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
Or peanut butter in my toothpaste
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ptoka
| 19
I had a friend prank me with alcohol wipes instead of Charmin wipes. It burns like hell.
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His_Holiness
| 18
I don't think anything quite burns like icy hot on the balls. Never again.
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ifailsobadly
| 18
Well at least you've got no nail varnish down there then...
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zahra_786
| 19
Haha your name matches your comment so nicely :p
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jstorie95
| 8
Sounds like a pain in the ass
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Ari1337
| 15
*vagina
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Welshite
| 39
Either way I'm sure it hurts.
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cutiedimples
| 13
Literally.
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Arrow44
| 10
#30- Oh, I though we were talking about her feelings??!!
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snowby2
| 15
ohh you're so punny :P
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Jezzikah
| 11
Most likely ass. I don't know anyone who takes such a long time to pee that they could have time to remove nail polish. A poo on the other hand...
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MikaykayUnicorn
| 36
Newflash: she had to wipe both. normally you pee before pooping.
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elJefe98
| 8
Nailed it!
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Welshite
| 39
Multitasking at its finest.
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little_excel
| 5
My favorite quote "multitasking: the art of failing everything at once"
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ravenevercross
| 19
It could be worse, could have been the other side.
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JtPv
| 14
I want a reasonable scenario explaining how that could happen.
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Not_Impressed13
| 9
@#16. News flash!! Women wipe.
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JtPv
| 14
21- I meant...I meant how it could have been the other side. Actually, I can think of one way, but she was in a hurry so I would assume she didn't
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Ins0mau
| 20
24 - Women wipe both sides!
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kaiyybee
| 10
Ouch!
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underthesea12
| 24
no multi tasking on the can!
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SlapAndTickle
| 20
Does that include blumpkins??
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MrSassypants
| 32
Then where would I actually play any games I downloaded on my iPod?
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SWC_Penguin
| 17
#23 wins the "Avatar Goes With the Comment" award for this thread.
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myeviltwin
| 20
Especially blumpkins. Ewwww I am a guy and would never let a girl blow me while taking a crap. My ex, even after 8 years of living together was NOT allowed in the bathroom while I was taking a dump EVER. I wasn't even too thrilled about her being in there while I peed but hey compromise.
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outoftown
| 26
8 - Shhhh! What would happen to FML if users stopped viewing it on the can?
(Besides fewer shitty comments?)
(Besides fewer shitty comments?)
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AfroNinja6810
| 11
Well that took care of all the nail polish down there, too.
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heyheynow
| 12
Ouch! Feel better dear