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On the runs

By coloneltushfinger - 12/06/2019 16:00

Today, I did the best at-home manicure I’ve ever had. I took my time and it looked like it was done professionally. As soon as I put on the top coat and waited for it to dry, my stomach rumbled and I had to run to take a dump. The polish smeared everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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Dthsapprntc 23

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Wednesday 12 June 2019 22:51

Considering what the alternative would have been....... A ruined manicure might be a small price to pay.

sallygee 9

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Wednesday 12 June 2019 18:44

I've done that and it sucks. try a clear of instant dry at the end. it helps

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sallygee 9

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Wednesday 12 June 2019 18:44

I've done that and it sucks. try a clear of instant dry at the end. it helps

Dthsapprntc 23

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Wednesday 12 June 2019 22:51

Considering what the alternative would have been....... A ruined manicure might be a small price to pay.

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Thursday 13 June 2019 6:27

Listen to your body! With the stomach problems the manicure was probably not going anywhere anyway

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