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By  panny10112326  |  1

Why even bother putting FML if you totally deserved it?? Drugs= baaaaad shit.

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By  panny10112326  |  1

Why even bother putting FML if you totally deserved it?? Drugs= baaaaad shit.

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  Idonebeenhad  |  17

Brace yourselves, a flame war is coming.

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  marmlr339  |  14

Drugs should be legalized and taxed. Drugs will always be around, no matter how many busts and arrests are made. No one will be forced to take them. Just like alcohol and tobacco, it could be Regulated and controlled. Not everyone that has instant access to tobacco and alcohol choose to use them. It is a personal choice. If the government had any sense, they would admit this and start making some extra tax, as well as providing consistent, safer drugs than what's currently on the street. Harm reduction is the best known solution to drugs. It reduces damage to society and greatly reduces the chance of an overdose or a bad batch.

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  guitarbeast  |  22

Thank you 80 for saying that, now please, no one else post on this thread!!!

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  jonagoo  |  8

80 has the right idea as long as its safe drugs such as marijuana, not heroin or crack and shit like that.

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  therealslim  |  15

No drugs are 'safe'

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  smartassking  |  0

Drugs won't make your life better just like cigarettes and alcohol , it will make you do stupid stuff and people will laugh at you and it will embarrass you In the end , DRUGS ARE BAD If you can't get it it will be one of two things either you are high or you are drunk

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  Jaxx66  |  21

90, cigarettes don't make you 'do' stupid things. You've already 'done' the stupid thing, by starting up. But I half agree that drugs should be legal, and there should be a park you can do them at, a morning clean up of bodies of who over dosed, and it will even itself out. But then again, I already have to deal with stoned waitresses and waiters, cashiers, bank clerks... I really don't want to deal with it more Often than I do.

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  jab7769  |  8

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  jab7769  |  8

And for the people who thumb my comment down my grandfather died of emphysema after smoking 59 years and my aunt of a car accident after some kids got high and wanted to drive and my uncle who drank himself to death because he couldn't deal with the lose of his wife. So if you are that incentive to the other people in the world and need your drugs f*** you

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  xlord  |  27

97%??? So the millions who die in wars don't count? People who die in third world countries before the age of 5 don't count?? Freak accidents don't count???....I'm not taking a stance on this but 97% is absolute bs

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  jab7769  |  8

I'm talking today stats most wars today are about drugs look at all the law enforcement and fed broader patrol agents losing there lives in Mexico cause the war on drugs. How many police officers die raiding meth labs and other places. Not to mention the people police end up killing in self def because the people didn't want to go to jail. I'm saying if you look at every situation no things happen people don't look walk in front of a bus but it is more likely someone will die because of drugs. And I said all drugs that includes alcohol look up the drunk driving stats

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  DocBastard  |  38

Jab7769 - While I agree with your sentiment, your statistic is completely fabricated. The leading killer in the world is heart disease, and that has nothing to do with drugs, illegal or otherwise. The next biggest cause of death worldwide is infections. These two alone account for about 65% of all deaths. You can argue that smoking leads to heart disease, but most people with heart disease do not smoke. And alcohol actually improves heart disease. Your heart is in the right place, but your math is all wrong, my friend.

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  Jaxx66  |  21

148, I don't have to waste my time looking up the effects of pot. It kills brain cells, screws your memory up, makes you slow and many other things. Yes it does help ease pain with such things like cancer. But long term use does in fact make you a complete moron. My father (whom I very much hate, for many reason including drinking and smoking pot and neglecting his duties as a parent as I grew up) smokes it and has for around 45 years, he is the person who showed me first hand how bad it is on your long and short term memory, over time it also can make you aggressive- as odd as that may sound. So no, pot is not 'OK' ..

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  pablopoo  |  7

I agree pot has never killed anyone and if it has its usauly because of the person not the pot the person is the problem

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  docscientist  |  9

101- it sounds like his life is being fucked up because of the policies, not because of what 'drug' he takes. Moderation is a magical word that lets us reasonably enjoy many things in life.

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  loludunnomeee  |  18

I wonder, if they did legalize it, less people would do it. It's like when you were little and your mom told you not to eat a cookie out of the jar, well then you kinda have to. I dunno, never done it

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163-not only does pot ease the effects of pain but thc actively fights cancer cells and slows the growth rate of tumors, you only think pot makes you stupid because the majority of the people who are open about it are complete and total morons but many intelligent people smoke weed. Recent studies have shown that marijuana may increase neuron activity in people, many people who start at a young age are not the brightest because your brain is still developing smoking daily leaves permanents effects and if you get high it's hard to pay attention in class but there's nothing wrong with it on occasions or weekends once you graduate.

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  wolfshadow  |  4

168, my dad has been smoking since he was 16, and he is still in tip top shape, mentally and physically. On to my comment-- I smoke, and I get good grades in advanced placement courses. I don't give up on everything I'm doing, I just think about what I do. I don't intend to ever drive or be driven when I'm stoned. It may affect your choices, but I believe the "smarter" you are, the less likely you're going to make a bad choice. Common sense above the influence affects common sense under the influence. Weed isn't physically addictive- though it can become mentally addictive if you start to think about it a lot. Personally, I don't think there's anything wrong with smoking, because I keep up with my cardio and mentality. Also, it being a plant that grew from the earth, it's natural. Drugs such as Meth or cigarettes, are made from unnatural sources, or have additives. Smoking anything affects your lungs, some just wreck your lungs more. Tl;dr, No one gives a fuck about your opinion. If you don't like something stop being a cunt about it and suck it up. Unless you're the boss, you're always the bitch.

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  wolfshadow  |  4

203, it's not hypocritical dipshit, I just want people to shut up about how drugs are bad. It's the Internet, so no one cares. All I want is to read funny comments, like in every other FML.

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Drugs can make a person a little neurotic, among other things, but its the type of person that does it. Just because someone does drugs doesn't make them a bad person. It's what they decide to do while on them. I do not do drugs, nor have I ever. But those who do aren't bad people for doing them, it's based on their decisions and actions made while on the drugs.

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  curlyfry33  |  8

209 - I had the same problem...but I couldent thumb it down :3 Their fliping out about how people on the internet shouldent say that things are right or wrong... While she is telling people what she thinks is right, so yes, they are being a hypocrite.

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  WesBrady  |  7

Honestly everybody I think that everyone here is partly correct. Weed Is OKAY for you. Drugs are mostly bad for you. The government would make billions and billions of dollars selling their own legalized versions of drugs. And finally people need to grow up and respect others opinions wether they believe them I be wrong or right.

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  keenflow  |  2

96- if you are worried about your health then don't do them. It's not worrying about a persons personal fix when the entire world takes some type of drug anyways. Just sayin here: say you had surgery and are takin pain killers , that doesn't mean that they aren't considered a drug just because there prescribed, there still a scheduled drug. People take drugs to a whole different level , and that's why there are so many fatalities from them. If they would learn to get their fix at home nothing bad would happen. It's the junkies that give drugs a bad rap. Not hatin just statin. Btw I dnt use...

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Completely legalizing drugs and taxing them would not be a good idea. It's not about a bad batch it's about the fact drugs are harmful and unnecessary (with the exception of medical witch is another story) if people want to do drugs okay but they can mess you up all if them bad batch or not.

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  esines  |  9

Marijuana doesn't kill brain cells, who the dumbass is that is claiming to know that it does needs to do research and not talk out of his ass. It has been proven in a few studies that it has NO long term effect on brain cells. Look up the Morgan and Zimmer experiments and the rheseus monkey experiments. Btw it is IMPOSSIBLE to OD on weed or even really get killed directly from marijuana. (unlike alcohol). It is possible to be indirectly killed by marijuana but anything can indirectly kill you really. (cue the thumbs down from the goody goody dumbasses who act like they know everything but don't know shit in 3,2,1)

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  nyrangersfan9  |  13

I love how there were the "prepare for the drug debate" comments and yet the drug debate STILL happens. Why are people so compelled to share exactly what they think? Unless you know something that could really change someone's opinion, if you disagree with someone, keep it to yourself.

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  Mitcha857  |  0

Yea OP had to have been high to come up with this idea and think it would work. You don't use another persons pee or pay for it. It's called STOP taking the drugs a month or two beforehand ya moron!

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Maybe it's just me, but I don't come up with stupid ideas when I'm high. I still have rational thought. So if you think everyone acts like a tard when they're high, you're wrong. It's like miracle whip, you don't know unless you try it!

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  Meettitan  |  14

#88- I couldn't agree more. I smoke everyday and it doesn't really alter my thought process, it just makes me smile. No one is forcing anyone to smoke either and the only people who are flaming it are miss informed tweens.

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  Meettitan  |  14

Because putting someone else down is a great way to show your intelligence. Not everyone gets high like you see on the movies, enough stereotyping before this "dumb stoner" makes you look real dumb.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Meettitan - OH OH OH Do me next! Make me look dumb next! I'm not a "miss informed tween" (that should be "misinformed", by the way), yet I flame the shit out of it. Hit me with your best shot.

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  Meettitan  |  14

No, Doc you're not a misinformed ( yes I miaslpelled that) tween, but you're just as stereotypical. We've already had this argument, I just want the people who can consume it responsibly to not be in the same category as the stupid middle schoolers who get high and then do something outrageous. I'm jumping off this thread before it gets closed. That is all.

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  murdersquirrel  |  15

It's possible OP didn't fail because of dirty urine. Using someone else's pee that is obviously not body temperature would alert the tester of a sample that has been tampered with, thus resulting in an automatic fail. What sucks about drug testing is it's easy to pass if you use drugs that are out of your system in a few days. So a lot of pot smokers get caught whereas coke heads just have to abstain for a few days.

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  Mitcha857  |  0

Actually depends on the situation. Have you never planned to apply for a job that drug tests? If you have drugs in your system you're going to have to wait till it all flushes out before you apply. If it's for legal issues, then they shouldn't have drugs in their body in the first place.

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  Krulin  |  8

@95: Didn't you get the memo? Every single FML poster except the OP is a supermodel who's never done drugs, never done anything bad or made a single mistake in their entire lives.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Krulin - Let me guess, you're one of those "He who is without sin shall cast the first stone" types, right? Fuck off with your holier-than-thou bullshit. Just because I'm not perfect doesn't mean I can't call OP a moron for acting like a moron.

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  ClassyCommando  |  13

I thought 119 was making a little joke about internet anonymity, and how everyone can be whatever they say they are on the internet. 119's comment wasn't even an argument against anyone, just replying to 95. Then again, I do like giving people the benefit of the doubt.

By  KatrinaKitten  |  16

Facing the consequences for someone else's actions. Nice. Ask for a redo?

By  DocBastard  |  38

Just so I have this straight: 1) You use drugs 2) You use drugs despite having/applying for a job that requires drug testing 3) You decided to cheat on the drug test instead of not using drugs 4) You're so fucking stupid that you used the urine of a friend who also uses drugs Do I have that about right? Is there anything redeeming about this at all? Anything I'm missing here, genius?

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  Ugi  |  26

Just one thing Doc: He even _paid good money_ for the urine of someone who uses drugs. For a drug test. Now if you know you are going to fail then you might beg a sample from anyone else, knowing that the result would have been a fail anyway, so what the hell. Nothing to lose. If you're going to go so far as to actually pay for a sample then you might want to ask a few subtle questions of the donor, like, I-don't-know, maybe: Do you do drugs?

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  Plante12  |  8

Sit home on welfare , no drug tests and free money . It's a win win .

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  jasmine1259  |  2

29, 7 has a fan club?

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  jideare  |  3

No. Think you got that nailed. I don't think this one is a FML at all. It's just evidence for being in the shallow end of the gene pool when it comes to reasoning... Possibly from drug use.

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  ittsdann  |  6

It does not take months for pot to get out of your system idiot. I'm not condoning what OP did I just can't stand when people make uneducated remarks.

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  Krulin  |  8

It depends on you body fat and metabolism, so yes it is possible for pot to stay in your system for months. Or it could just stay in your system for two weeks.

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