253
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Comments

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

90, cigarettes don't make you 'do' stupid things. You've already 'done' the stupid thing, by starting up. But I half agree that drugs should be legal, and there should be a park you can do them at, a morning clean up of bodies of who over dosed, and it will even itself out. But then again, I already have to deal with stoned waitresses and waiters, cashiers, bank clerks... I really don't want to deal with it more Often than I do.

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

97%??? So the millions who die in wars don't count? People who die in third world countries before the age of 5 don't count?? Freak accidents don't count???....I'm not taking a stance on this but 97% is absolute bs

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Jab7769 - While I agree with your sentiment, your statistic is completely fabricated. The leading killer in the world is heart disease, and that has nothing to do with drugs, illegal or otherwise. The next biggest cause of death worldwide is infections. These two alone account for about 65% of all deaths. You can argue that smoking leads to heart disease, but most people with heart disease do not smoke. And alcohol actually improves heart disease. Your heart is in the right place, but your m

Reply

148, I don't have to waste my time looking up the effects of pot. It kills brain cells, screws your memory up, makes you slow and many other things. Yes it does help ease pain with such things like cancer. But long term use does in fact make you a complete moron. My father (whom I very much hate, for many reason including drinking and smoking pot and neglecting his duties as a parent as I grew up) smokes it and has for around 45 years, he is the person who showed me first hand how bad it is on y

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

101- it sounds like his life is being fucked up because of the policies, not because of what 'drug' he takes. Moderation is a magical word that lets us reasonably enjoy many things in life.

Reply

I wonder, if they did legalize it, less people would do it. It's like when you were little and your mom told you not to eat a cookie out of the jar, well then you kinda have to. I dunno, never done it

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

168, my dad has been smoking since he was 16, and he is still in tip top shape, mentally and physically. On to my comment-- I smoke, and I get good grades in advanced placement courses. I don't give up on everything I'm doing, I just think about what I do. I don't intend to ever drive or be driven when I'm stoned. It may affect your choices, but I believe the "smarter" you are, the less likely you're going to make a bad choice. Common sense above the influence affects common sense und

Reply

203, it's not hypocritical dipshit, I just want people to shut up about how drugs are bad. It's the Internet, so no one cares. All I want is to read funny comments, like in every other FML.

Reply

Drugs can make a person a little neurotic, among other things, but its the type of person that does it. Just because someone does drugs doesn't make them a bad person. It's what they decide to do while on them. I do not do drugs, nor have I ever. But those who do aren't bad people for doing them, it's based on their decisions and actions made while on the drugs.

Reply

209 - I had the same problem...but I couldent thumb it down :3 Their fliping out about how people on the internet shouldent say that things are right or wrong... While she is telling people what she thinks is right, so yes, they are being a hypocrite.

Reply

Honestly everybody I think that everyone here is partly correct. Weed Is OKAY for you. Drugs are mostly bad for you. The government would make billions and billions of dollars selling their own legalized versions of drugs. And finally people need to grow up and respect others opinions wether they believe them I be wrong or right.

Reply

96- if you are worried about your health then don't do them. It's not worrying about a persons personal fix when the entire world takes some type of drug anyways. Just sayin here: say you had surgery and are takin pain killers , that doesn't mean that they aren't considered a drug just because there prescribed, there still a scheduled drug. People take drugs to a whole different level , and that's why there are so many fatalities from them. If they would learn to get their fix at home nothing

Reply

Completely legalizing drugs and taxing them would not be a good idea. It's not about a bad batch it's about the fact drugs are harmful and unnecessary (with the exception of medical witch is another story) if people want to do drugs okay but they can mess you up all if them bad batch or not.

Reply

Marijuana doesn't kill brain cells, who the dumbass is that is claiming to know that it does needs to do research and not talk out of his ass. It has been proven in a few studies that it has NO long term effect on brain cells. Look up the Morgan and Zimmer experiments and the rheseus monkey experiments. Btw it is IMPOSSIBLE to OD on weed or even really get killed directly from marijuana. (unlike alcohol). It is possible to be indirectly killed by marijuana but anything can indirectly kill you re

Reply

I love how there were the "prepare for the drug debate" comments and yet the drug debate STILL happens. Why are people so compelled to share exactly what they think? Unless you know something that could really change someone's opinion, if you disagree with someone, keep it to yourself.

Reply

Yea OP had to have been high to come up with this idea and think it would work. You don't use another persons pee or pay for it. It's called STOP taking the drugs a month or two beforehand ya moron!

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Meettitan - OH OH OH Do me next! Make me look dumb next! I'm not a "miss informed tween" (that should be "misinformed", by the way), yet I flame the shit out of it. Hit me with your best shot.

Reply

No, Doc you're not a misinformed ( yes I miaslpelled that) tween, but you're just as stereotypical. We've already had this argument, I just want the people who can consume it responsibly to not be in the same category as the stupid middle schoolers who get high and then do something outrageous. I'm jumping off this thread before it gets closed. That is all.

Reply

It's possible OP didn't fail because of dirty urine. Using someone else's pee that is obviously not body temperature would alert the tester of a sample that has been tampered with, thus resulting in an automatic fail. What sucks about drug testing is it's easy to pass if you use drugs that are out of your system in a few days. So a lot of pot smokers get caught whereas coke heads just have to abstain for a few days.

Reply

Actually depends on the situation. Have you never planned to apply for a job that drug tests? If you have drugs in your system you're going to have to wait till it all flushes out before you apply. If it's for legal issues, then they shouldn't have drugs in their body in the first place.

Reply

@95: Didn't you get the memo? Every single FML poster except the OP is a supermodel who's never done drugs, never done anything bad or made a single mistake in their entire lives.

Reply

Krulin - Let me guess, you're one of those "He who is without sin shall cast the first stone" types, right? Fuck off with your holier-than-thou bullshit. Just because I'm not perfect doesn't mean I can't call OP a moron for acting like a moron.

Reply

I thought 119 was making a little joke about internet anonymity, and how everyone can be whatever they say they are on the internet. 119's comment wasn't even an argument against anyone, just replying to 95. Then again, I do like giving people the benefit of the doubt.

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Just so I have this straight: 1) You use drugs 2) You use drugs despite having/applying for a job that requires drug testing 3) You decided to cheat on the drug test instead of not using drugs 4) You're so fucking stupid that you used the urine of a friend who also uses drugs Do I have that about right? Is there anything redeeming about this at all? Anything I'm missing here, genius?

Reply

Just one thing Doc: He even _paid good money_ for the urine of someone who uses drugs. For a drug test. Now if you know you are going to fail then you might beg a sample from anyone else, knowing that the result would have been a fail anyway, so what the hell. Nothing to lose. If you're going to go so far as to actually pay for a sample then you might want to ask a few subtle questions of the donor, like, I-don't-know, maybe: Do you do drugs?

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

No. Think you got that nailed. I don't think this one is a FML at all. It's just evidence for being in the shallow end of the gene pool when it comes to reasoning... Possibly from drug use.

Reply

It depends on you body fat and metabolism, so yes it is possible for pot to stay in your system for months. Or it could just stay in your system for two weeks.

Loading data…