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Maybe it was mandatory. A few jobs require their employees to get them, and some parolees have to as well.
The company I work for has a lottery for random drug tests. Every employee has a chance at being sent out for a test, and you MUST go the day you get the notification you've been chosen. They even send you a "CONGRATULATIONS! You've been selected for a drug test!" email.
They are required so I'm assuming you would be fired for refusing the test
Why take a drug test when you're so high you can't piss properly!
even when you honest they still need to test you
Also I've heard of people on parole getting mandatory drug tests.
I'm kinda thinking why do drugs to begin with
He didn't say he was going to fail, just that he missed the sample cup.
It appears as if you went in there drunk if you missed the cup and got urine all over yourself...
The idea of a drug test is to ensure you don't have any drugs in your system, not to see how many drugs you can cram into your system at once. YDI.
Have you not seen South Park, #40?
#40 Unless you're talking weed, I really can't understand why you think addiction should be embraced.
Why the hell are the only two options here "i agree you life sucks" and "that could've happened to me"? You suck, you deserve it, and that definitely would never happen to me
Ditto and agreed.
They probably didn't even have to look at the results to know you would fail it.
Often, people know ahead of time that they will need to take a drug test. Even if it's randomly selected for their job or whatever, they still know beforehand that drug tests are given out, so the possibility of getting one is always there. Don't do drugs, especially if there's even a chance that you'll have to take a drug test, YDI.
It couldn't have happened to me. I tried to click "you deserve it."
Ah yes, the elusive YDI-icorn. If you manage to catch it will you be able to control is magical powers? Or will it just escape again and again, driving you mad in your futile quest for the proper button?
At least it didn't overfill causing you to instinctively drink it to keep it from spilling.
I remember that FML, but it had nothing to do with drugs...
Really, moderators? Why is this a "this could have happened to me" instead of the "you deserved it" it should be? Op went to a drug test quite possibly impaired from the drug they were illegally taking, and even if they weren't impaired at that moment, they still knew that they had taken the drug. This is literally a case of cause and effect.
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The idea of a drug test is to ensure you don't have any drugs in your system, not to see how many drugs you can cram into your system at once. YDI.
Why would you take a drug test if you know you're going to fail?