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Man how high were you?

Can you not testify that? It could be a mix-up.

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Can you not testify that? It could be a mix-up.

Up....as in high?

No, UP as in the Pixar animated flick about an old man and a boy scout.

A synonym for a half of a compound word? You must have great flexibility, because that's a pretty big stretch.

#24 that is such an amazing film

#38, the first ten minutes make me cry every time.

The first ten minutes of that film have made me cry harder than any other film has, it's just heartbreaking!

Man how high were you?

Cocaine's a hell of a drug..

NO OFFICER, it's "Man, hi, how are you".

"It was only meth, I swear!"

Why dont they just say no and make it easier for people?

I agree but sometimes it's nice to know why you didn't get the job because it could be something fixable so you can be a better candidate for future jobs.

maybe you just forgot. you know that sort of the thing happens when you're on drugs.

There is no such thing as "forgetting" to take a drug test.

I think he meant that maybe OP forgot he actually took the drug test.

No, OP. When they told you topee in the cup, it wasn't because they were out of apple juice.

Wait, are you sure? Well, shit...

Exactly, you were supposed to supply them with weed.

That was the real test...

Maybe it was to see who brought the most weed, and OP didn't bring anything.

So why dont you just tell them you never took a test and retake it? Hopefully by then the weed will be out your system lol

#9 i hope that he hasn't been smoking it in a month, that shit stays in your urine for about a whole month ;o

20- Weed can get out of your system in a week sometimes. Or if they're only using the shitty drug tests from CVS or Walgreens it won't be sensitive enough to detect weed after a week or two depending on how much and how often you were smoking before the test.

It varies from person to person, and stays longer depending on consistency of use, amount of body fat you have, how well hydrated you generally are, how often you do activities that make you sweat, and probably other things as well. Weed can be out of your system (excluding hair follicles) in as little as a day or two, or it can stay for a month or more. And yes, I have passed a drug test two days after smoking.

You did fail it. You were supposed to show up high, and you were obviously as sober as a judge. They don't want "your type" working there.

His right what?

His right exclamation point.

You must have got a high score!

You're actually on so many drugs that you don't even remember the drug test. It's sad, really.