haha

haha, thats funny

that's not funny. that's disgusting.

it made me smile.

smile? that's just weird. if pee was overflowing, it would probably be more gross then funny.

it sounds kike something id do... :(

hahaha i can imagine ur face while doing this LMAO thats just amazing

i think i saw this fml before...?

sounds to me like someone can't control their bladder haha

I had sorta the same problem. haha I had to take a drug test for my parents, I was mad nervous knowing I'll fail and I stood there for like 5 minutes cause I was to scared to pee. once it started it didn't stop...

ydi for being a dirty drug user

I would fail a drug test. THC and MDMA would be found and I'd be dead.

sucks

hahaha that's fuckin greaaat.

#1 - agreed. haha.

57 don't take pictures with your shirt off if you don't have muscles

If they drug tested me the'd find deadly amounts of Charlie Sheen.

# 87 - WIN

85, who the fuck are you to tell people what kind of pictures they can or cannot take when you don't have a picture of yourself? You don't need muscles to take a picture with your shirt off. Imagine if that's the rule EVERYONE went by. I would find pictures of topless girls revolting, then.

85 please shut up .. its not about him taking a picture with his shirt off .. thats not the point of FML .. please go away .. people can do watever they want .. obviously hes just comfertable with his body ..

thats retarded couldnt you just keep peeing in the toilet?

117 I agree

Yeah, you pee over the toilet and simply move the cup when it's full and finish peeing.

bladder control fail

how do you know it's a dude lol

weird...

I had problems like this once. went in for a drug test and accidentally took a shit in the cup. Although they found no drugs try recommended more fiber.

They*

Hahahahhahah oh maann!..

It's almost impossible to stop it once it starts

ha thats both funny and disgusting. fyl

I hope you cleaned that up, you dirty young man.

who says it's a man?

exactly!

Are you serious?? Of course it is a man!! There is no way a doctor would come into the stall with a girl.. *eye roll*. Even if the doctor was a woman, she would know how awkward it would be. It's just simple logic.

What logic? My logic says that a doctor would follow a patient in the case of a drug test. male or female. Y'know, so they can't switch their pee with a sample they brought from pre-drug times.

Ya that's just too easy to cheat that test.

Admit it, you just wanted to get the doctor back.

Light a joint buddy, soon you'll fell all better.

^pic win xD

pic fail

sucker

well that's what you get for doing drugs!

Cept he woulda got drug tested whether he was doing drugs or not.... that's what a test is for... to find out.
Anyways, yar, can people not STOP themselves peeing mid-stream? I get a bit of dribble, so stop just before you need! I don't find my uncontrollable penis rules me... when he wants to pee, he PEES! No matter what I'm doing! No....

^^cutie

that's what I was thinking

64 lol

haha ew. braces

13, a lot of people have to get tested before they start a job. Getting tested doesn't automatically mean that op is using.

that's what I was thinking, too.

your right I completely agree with you i just mean that he shouldn't be nervous unless he was doing drugs

I hope you're a man. (: