Are you taking the piss?

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML
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Mungolikecandy 19

Was there no floor in there?

You should have temporarily put the cup on the ground.

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I think they have their result without having to waste money on the lab resting. If you were high during the test, the could maybe send you to rehab. Otherwise, you can’t fix stupid.

You should have temporarily put the cup on the ground.

Based on OP's current run of luck, they probably would have kicked it.

Mungolikecandy 19

Was there no floor in there?

did you not put the lid on it??

"If you like it, you should have put a lid on it." - Peeyoncé.