He's the dad if he helped raise OP.

Yea, damned superlatives, why can't anyone get them right! It's like the more annoying thing I've ever read!

If you can't be most out of two, can you be the most out of one? I.E. "I'm the most awesome me ever."

You're implying there are more than two of you by saying it that way, though.

Well, perhaps there are multiple of me.

I bet it drives you crazy when you're at the store's checkout and it reads: 10 items or less vs 10 items or fewer.

Oh really? If you could quantify ten items, people wouldn't show up with more, therefore, items in a store are not quantifiable and require the word 'less' rather than 'fewer'.

For those who cannot tell. That is purely satire, making fun of the people who show up to the ten items or fewer check-stand with fifty items.

From my knowledge less is for mass nouns, items you can't count. So, it's "less shit on my face" because I can't count for shit. Hehe.

Choose better?

That's the thing, I always seem to think I am. I guess I am a poor judge of character.

Thing is, that such a general statement leads to nowhere. First of all it's just not true because I and many others will never cheat; I have no reason to, I'm fulfilled. I hope you find someone: faithful people do exist. I guess it's kind of just luck and determination.

Don't worry. Faithfulness is still out there. Just find it. (Look in the right places is the main thing).

The father is more faithful than the mother is what he means. Therefore, the mother has cheated at least three times.