By slenderman908 - 10/12/2012 11:41 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 418
You deserved it 2 015

Same thing different taste

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Well at least they're honest with each other.

Sounds like mom gets around. Sorry Op FYL

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Is there a chance he isn't really your father? What if it's the mail man? Or the pool cleaner? Or the pizza delivery man?

I guess they both took the meaning to fight fire with fire way to literal.

"Literal" must not mean what you think it means.

upsidedownn 8

Oy. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

DAD: YOU *****! MOM: BULLSHIT, I'M FAR MORE FAITHFUL THAN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN! DAD: WHAT? I ****** THE BABYSITTER AND THE NEIGHBOR'S DAUGHTER, THAT'S IT! MOM: WELL I ONLY ****** THE NEIGHBOR, HIS BROTHER, HIS WIFE, THE MILkman, the garbage man... MOM: Oh shit, you win

SenselessPattern 12

Usually these third person conversations are hit or miss, but I think you really nailed it on this one.

I wonder what sparked the argument. I'm guessing either "what are we going to watch on Netflix or who gave who crabs...this time...