By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
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inks98 14

Well that sounds very immature and that may cost you your job... I'd have a serious chat with her.

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Mathalamus 24

well. seems like your girlfriend has no ******* clue how bad this makes you look. seriously, how did she not know the implications of this?

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lexiieeex3 32

Okay so I get the creepiness it evokes but to be fair I can totally see that appearing cute if you have a daughter. If you only have boys or if you are the teacher in this scenario then sorry dude that's rough.

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noisyboy4000 23

Yeah no, it's kinda creepy either way

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HappyItalian 38

The song is actually by Maurice Chevalier back in 1957 and it's really cute when you listen to it. It was never meant to sound wrong and I don't understand how people would interpret it that way.

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sinverguenza 11

She should've used Oingo Boingo's "Little Girls"

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inks98 14

Well that sounds very immature and that may cost you your job... I'd have a serious chat with her.

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ghostkillerzzz88 12

Why only two comments?

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Mathalamus 24

well. seems like your girlfriend has no ******* clue how bad this makes you look. seriously, how did she not know the implications of this?

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thatguy240 27

This is why I always have my phone on vibrate.

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kyu_Q 19

Got Emmmm

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

Completely unrelated to your comment, but damn, sometimes I get the feeling some people comment stupid meaningless shit just for attention. Anyhoo, carry on #8, carry on.

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Dexter83_fml 17

Turn your phone on silent next time

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itsme82 18

Oh wow op.. That's not even funny. I do hope you had a talk with her about this. I also hope she didn't get you into any trouble.

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SecundusSecunda 27

It is always hilarious to potentially ruin my significant other's life and cost them their job! Herp derp derp!

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