By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
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Well that sounds very immature and that may cost you your job... I'd have a serious chat with her.

Mathalamus 24

well. seems like your girlfriend has no fucking clue how bad this makes you look. seriously, how did she not know the implications of this?

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lexiieeex3 32

Okay so I get the creepiness it evokes but to be fair I can totally see that appearing cute if you have a daughter. If you only have boys or if you are the teacher in this scenario then sorry dude that's rough.

Yeah no, it's kinda creepy either way

The song is actually by Maurice Chevalier back in 1957 and it's really cute when you listen to it. It was never meant to sound wrong and I don't understand how people would interpret it that way.

She should've used Oingo Boingo's "Little Girls"

Well that sounds very immature and that may cost you your job... I'd have a serious chat with her.

Why only two comments?

Mathalamus 24

well. seems like your girlfriend has no fucking clue how bad this makes you look. seriously, how did she not know the implications of this?

thatguy240 27

This is why I always have my phone on vibrate.

kyu_Q 19

Got Emmmm

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Completely unrelated to your comment, but damn, sometimes I get the feeling some people comment stupid meaningless shit just for attention. Anyhoo, carry on #8, carry on.

Turn your phone on silent next time

Oh wow op.. That's not even funny. I do hope you had a talk with her about this. I also hope she didn't get you into any trouble.

It is always hilarious to potentially ruin my significant other's life and cost them their job! Herp derp derp!