Love: Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the...

By slenderman908 - 10/12/2012 11:41 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 18:00

Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2014 17:07 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, my father described me as "the sort of sucker women marry then cheat on all the time." My mother agreed with him. FML

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By cantunhear - 20/12/2014 03:16 - United States - Fishkill

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

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It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML

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By immaturity all around - 31/03/2013 17:55 - United States

Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML

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By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

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By weddingbells - 25/01/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML

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All in the family

By jerry Jerry Jerry - 15/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML

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Modern Family

By Wtffmlfs - 26/09/2019 04:01

Today, I dawned on me that my step-dad, who cheated on and is now divorcing my mom, is my favorite family member. FML

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Kalipczo 21

Monday 10 December 2012 18:52

Well at least they're honest with each other.

FailBear920 19

Monday 10 December 2012 18:53

Sounds like mom gets around. Sorry Op FYL

Comments

CrackC 5

Monday 10 December 2012 20:40

Women.

wiccaantje 21

Monday 10 December 2012 20:45

How is this a FML on your part? I wouldn't call it a happy moment, but why do you care if your parents have cheated on each other or not. That is their problem.

PhishloverA 14

Monday 10 December 2012 20:58

Your mom is quite the dick hopper

nightwishs 13

Saturday 15 December 2012 11:42

And you are quiet the dick stick

billyz77 24

Monday 10 December 2012 21:13

Hey, I used to work with a guy named Dick Hopper. True story. And our boss's name was Harry Colon.

_playswithfire 6

Monday 10 December 2012 21:18

How is that a FYL?

natluna79 5

Monday 10 December 2012 21:22

Maybe they should consider being swingers lol

bankrupt 15

Monday 10 December 2012 21:26

Oh my goodness, you poor thing. How awful for you that you overheard this conversation. It must have been so upsetting. And now I am guessing you have to live with them without revealing what you know about them. I cannot imagine how uncomfortable that is and will be. OP, you have my sympathy.

bugmenotmofo 34

Monday 10 December 2012 21:30

Sounds extremely sarcastic for some reason.

bugmenotmofo 34

Monday 10 December 2012 21:28

They raised you. Deal with it.

BigSexy123 11

Monday 10 December 2012 22:56

Or not. He has every right to be upset. You're just an asshole.

demonte252 1

Monday 10 December 2012 21:41

I'm sry to be one to say this, but it's all ur fault. XD

JAMSM 6

Monday 10 December 2012 21:51

Talk about ungrounded bull. I mean really, in instances like this, the children naturally blame themselves anyway. If op is one of those kinds of people, your words will fall on his heart heavier than you'd ever consider.

lilevilsmurf 4

Monday 10 December 2012 21:46

That truly sucks, my parents argue a lot and it's not rare for them to accuse each other of cheating at some point in the argument. You never want to hear them say stuff like that, or think of them as unfaithful towards each other. I feel your pain :