Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my father described me as "the sort of sucker women marry then cheat on all the time." My mother agreed with him. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, a misunderstanding led to me falsely accusing my husband of cheating. We cleared it up and he forgave me and everything, but my parents are still convinced that he cheated, and won't believe me when I say he wasn't. FML
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Today, I realized what terrible people my parents are. They divorced because they were having knockdown, dragged out fights over constantly cheating on each other. Now they’re cheating on their current spouses… with each other. My stepparents deserve so much better. FML
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Top comments
Kalipczo 21
Well at least they're honest with each other.
FailBear920 19
Sounds like mom gets around. Sorry Op FYL
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Comments (127)
CrackC 5
Women.
wiccaantje 21
How is this a FML on your part? I wouldn't call it a happy moment, but why do you care if your parents have cheated on each other or not. That is their problem.
PhishloverA 14
Your mom is quite the dick hopper
nightwishs 13
And you are quiet the dick stick
billyz77 24
Hey, I used to work with a guy named Dick Hopper. True story. And our boss's name was Harry Colon.
_playswithfire 6
How is that a FYL?
natluna79 5
Maybe they should consider being swingers lol
bankrupt 15
Oh my goodness, you poor thing. How awful for you that you overheard this conversation. It must have been so upsetting. And now I am guessing you have to live with them without revealing what you know about them. I cannot imagine how uncomfortable that is and will be. OP, you have my sympathy.
bugmenotmofo 34
Sounds extremely sarcastic for some reason.
bugmenotmofo 34
They raised you. Deal with it.
BigSexy123 11
Or not. He has every right to be upset. You're just an asshole.
demonte252 1
I'm sry to be one to say this, but it's all ur fault. XD
JAMSM 6
Talk about ungrounded bull. I mean really, in instances like this, the children naturally blame themselves anyway. If op is one of those kinds of people, your words will fall on his heart heavier than you'd ever consider.
lilevilsmurf 4
That truly sucks, my parents argue a lot and it's not rare for them to accuse each other of cheating at some point in the argument. You never want to hear them say stuff like that, or think of them as unfaithful towards each other. I feel your pain :