By slenderman908 - 10/12/2012 11:41 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML
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Well at least they're honest with each other.

Sounds like mom gets around. Sorry Op FYL


Well at least they're honest with each other.

blcksocks 19

Something tells me they wouldn't be cheating in the first place of they were..

Lets hope op doesn't turn out like mommy ! FYL.

1- you don't know that, maybe they are both holding something back to seem less of a cheater

Well they are now..

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2- I beg to differ. I've always been loyal to a partner, it's a shame so many aren't.

2- I beg to differ. I've always been loyal to a partner, it's a shame so many aren't.

Faithfulness isn't dead, it's just quite a rarity these days. Like smart people...

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Faithfulness is not dead..... It's a shame you feel that way.

20- or smart and presenting oneself as being loyal can go hand in hand pretty nicely.

No it did not!

Faithfulness is alive and well in the Bastard household. I've been with Mrs. Bastard for over 15 years, and I've never even considered cheating. Ever.

PowerRussia 2

Speak for yourself.

My house too! 24 years of loving and my husband & I are still completely faithful to each other. I would rather die than hurt my beautiful man. ❤

Speak for yourself. I have never cheated on my boyfriend or wanted to, nor do I plan on it. Faithfulness may be dead to you, and that's a shame, but don't push that ridiculous idea onto others.

Being faithfull is not dead. I would rather die then cheat on my Fiancé. If cheating is happening often around you then you are hanging around the "wrong" types of people sweetheart.

Sounds like mom gets around. Sorry Op FYL

Yup Ops mom is like a door nob, everybody gets a turn.

JerryH 9

Im pretty sure if thats the case then i dont want a turn, who knows what diseases she has

"Good gosh that mom gets around!"

feldco1 17

Wow that's pretty poor on your parents part . However, unless they're staying together for financial reasons or whatever, they kinda deserve it for not splitting up.

Maybe they're staying together for the kids? They're both pretty bad people either way...

feldco1 17

I thought about that too, but if they fight where the kids can hear, it's not really a healthy environment anyway.

Staying together for the kids is a horrible idea for everyone.

^you're a horrible person for thinking that, it's not the kids fault that their parents are unfaithful

Well, as long as you don't do the same with your partners.

Don't scare me like that.....I misread your comment twice. I thought you said parents instead of partners!

9. Same here!

UltimateGIRness 16

9-your profile picture+your comment=hilarious

good for them for stickin it out through thick and thin!

If that's the case, they should just give up the illusion & become swingers. Might be more honest that way.

TxCountryBeauty 10

I totally agree with you... If either of them want to sleep around they should make it a hobby and do it together. They'll both be much happier knowing who's ran through who

And people say guys cheat more than girls.

Airman1988 9

Actually sociological trends are showing that women are much more apt to cheat now days and the tables have turned or at least leveled out. In other words honest committed relationships are becoming a thing of the past, sadly.

Well the statistics say that they do.. This is one case.

Airman1988 9

Actually Petey statistics are showing women cheat as much as men now if not more. Part of the sexual revolution and as women gain greater gender equality it has become more acceptable by society as a whole for women to be more like men in that area.

Another fun fact for the day~ not only do woman now cheat as much as men, but on average woman will cheat for longer! A typical male cheater will usually only be a one night stand while a woman's typical cheat will be an entire other relationship :)

Woman cheat just as much as men, if not more.

KiddNYC1O 20

Would they cheat on you, Ironman? With your iron and whatnot...

That's what I'm saying ppl are wrong, girls cheat jus as much if not More then guys.


This thread of comments make me feel lonely in this world. Every time someone cheats, one of their fingers should be cut off and the stump branded. I'm sure many people would make it through life with ten fingers yet, and those with less couldn't hide the fact that they'd once cheated.

KiddNYC1O 20

10 females liked this! ^

98- That isn't really what people say though. It's a well-known and accepted fact that women cheat just as much as, if not more often, than men.

#121 u basically jus repeated what I said.

xeldawyn 14

That is an awful situation, OP. I hope your family doesn't go through a painful divorce. Maybe there is hope for reconciliation if both are up for it

OP your house is full of cheater, cheater pumpkin eaters.

Or something else eaters.

Bone eaters?