Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my father described me as "the sort of sucker women marry then cheat on all the time." My mother agreed with him. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, a misunderstanding led to me falsely accusing my husband of cheating. We cleared it up and he forgave me and everything, but my parents are still convinced that he cheated, and won't believe me when I say he wasn't. FML
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Today, I realized what terrible people my parents are. They divorced because they were having knockdown, dragged out fights over constantly cheating on each other. Now they’re cheating on their current spouses… with each other. My stepparents deserve so much better. FML
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Top comments
Kalipczo 21
Well at least they're honest with each other.
FailBear920 19
Sounds like mom gets around. Sorry Op FYL
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Comments (127)
TheHeavyOne 15
So, what's your Ma's number?
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Reminds me of the time I overheard my mom and stepdad arguing about his infidelity and I involuntarily found out that he'd slept with a women who'd turned out to be his half-sister. Happy families all around.
JAMSM 6
You know what they say: "Keep it in the family."
patrickalamo 48
At one time faithfulness was as simple as having a ring on.
JAMSM 6
Are you so naïve to say that there wasn't a single case of unfaithfulness in the past? That it's all but a recent development? Hell, cheating goes back to the Greeks. It may have been less prevalent, or at least less discovered, in the past, but it's always been there.
HungerGames95 13
Not really. Thomas Jefferson and George Washington knocked up a few of their slaves.
JAMSM 6
104 - A prime example, whereas I hadn't an example, thank you.
BananerzFresh 12
Seems like you have some great parents. •.•
sambo_joe 4
Each to their own.
ObnoxiousJeans 6
Classy! Your momma sounds awesome!! xD
mea_iloveskiing 26
Why is OP slenderman? :)
eruditecognition 10
I was always told to stay out of grown folks business; something like this may have encouraged me to actually listen to my parents in that regard. fyl
alexc4_fml 2
I'm so so sorry... I wish there was something I could do. That's just terrible...
jdime209 2
Not once but twice? And still the faithful 1? Wow.. That's love right there.