Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, my widowed mother told me she's been seeing a guy for the last 5 months. No problem. But now she insists on calling him, "New Daddy." I'm 37 and she lives across the street. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Nolimit2217 32
Uh oh.. Sounds like trouble.
vehementbitch 4
Your mom sounds like an idiot.
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Comments (126)
onorexveritas 24
that's probably just a scam
Neyuu 18
You don't say?
Michele2luv 8
#92 My exact thought lol
SixthSinEnvy 39
Please tell me you are going to nip that in the bud asap.
QueenOrangeSoda 21
This definitely exhibits the signs of a dating website scam. Such scams aren't as uncommon as one might think.
TheDrifter 24
There are still people on dating sites that aren't prostituting or running a scam?
gemstone586 12
I met my husband on a dating site, thank you very much. And i know plenty of others.
mariepastyglue 30
Now entering the courtroom of Judge Mathis 55 year old Elaina Thompson suing her then boyfriend John Golddigger for the amount of 1, 000 on a "loan" that was never repaid.....happens all the time far too much!
LyraAlluse 25
I think your mom needs to schooled in the dark side of the internet because contrary to popular belief it does not have cookies.
VeganVampyre 27
Contrary to your belief, the dark side IS the place that has the cookies. Or haven't you seen the t-shirts?
badluckdawson 19
It's a trap!
iDumpo 7
Is your mom stupid?
BrookRae 19
I think it's obvious...
rom_rider777 8
She gotta learn one thing internet full of scam ppl. If your not smart you can lose all your money.
EvilUndead 9
Smart people also fall for scams,
BabyBear_1989 4
Really... This is why parents shouldn't be allowed on the internet without a chaperone
EvilUndead 9
Cut internet access, tell several horror stories about internet dating to your mom, and get police involved.