Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, my widowed mother told me she's been seeing a guy for the last 5 months. No problem. But now she insists on calling him, "New Daddy." I'm 37 and she lives across the street. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
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Nolimit2217 32
Uh oh.. Sounds like trouble.
vehementbitch 4
Your mom sounds like an idiot.
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Comments (126)
Zebediabolical 45
Your mom sounds like she shouldn't be permitted unsupervised access to the internet. That being said, can I date her next? I have a car note that needs paid.
DeadJuntao 9
I can imagine her reaction when the guy stops responding to her messages...
pwnman 33
OP, I'm glad that you have more understanding of the rights and wrongs. Forget the fact for a moment of, that she sent him $1000 from online dating. Three weeks, and sending someone cash, as your BF? WTF!!?
xkbz510 13
Intervention. Like, NOW.
NeonCookies89 13
True love right their... over the internet.. -.-
Marissa1586 18
who would send a stranger that much money?? lol
VioletAlive 12
Ughh this happened with my friends mom. She gave him a new iPad and he broke up with her like right after.
gregnc_fml 18
Soon she will learn how it feels to be a victim of a scam artist. Be there to support her when she finds out.
perdix 31
Sounds like you're jealous of your mom's natural talent at Internet dating. The old bird found a boyfriend within 3 weeks?!?! Good on her! She even found one that accepts cash -- she must be really good at this.
chezgigi 7
What you need to do here is become a 'rival' for her affections- Find a great picture of some guy, invent a personality for him, and start hitting on your mom. Then, she will be sending YOU your rightful inheritance. Voila!