Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, my widowed mother told me she's been seeing a guy for the last 5 months. No problem. But now she insists on calling him, "New Daddy." I'm 37 and she lives across the street. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Nolimit2217 32
Uh oh.. Sounds like trouble.
vehementbitch 4
Your mom sounds like an idiot.
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Comments (126)
ohio53 6
Take a hammer and destroy the camera
brittyboo123 35
Wow... Sorry OP.
BabyrooKid 11
sorryyou'llneverseeitagain
MLDub919 0
Well you better hope some African prince is not in need of her banking information.
Tavon2522 4
Tell your mom thanks
WonkeyDonkey 10
Sorry to hear OP but only a fool parts easily with their money. He sounds like my mothers boyfriend whom we call the "chupacabra" (goat sucker) unfortunately all we can do is sit back and wait for the train wreck to happen ;)
EvilLittleMan 23
Stop in at the nearby candy store and purchase the largest sucker in the store and hand it to your mother.
darlingdollie 24
She's probably being catfished.