Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, my widowed mother told me she's been seeing a guy for the last 5 months. No problem. But now she insists on calling him, "New Daddy." I'm 37 and she lives across the street. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Nolimit2217 32
Uh oh.. Sounds like trouble.
vehementbitch 4
Your mom sounds like an idiot.
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Comments (126)
Bree12345 15
She's probably getting catfished
BadApple88 29
Speaking of catfish, the season premiere last night was hilarious lol
ShyAnn29 15
I missed it!
Pandacupcakelove 26
That's really naive of her... I think you need to have a talk with her about what NOT to do on the internet.
outoftown 27
The birds and the bees talk: internet version.
notsoimportant 11
Why so much?
Megan98 18
Why any at all?
B1ackthesun 31
Gee, I don't know. Maybe because the idea of a scam is to make the maximum amount of money? Just a crazy thought I had.
MissWhitneyB 17
1,000 to a person she's internet dating. Thats a problem
golden_warrior 23
You forgot an important detail. What's your moms Skype name? I'm kind of short on rent money, lol.
jonha21 11
Hahaha and while she is at it she can Pay my phonebill to Ill send her my skype name #xD
outoftown 27
(Oops, this was for #20) From her username, sounds more like food and rent money.
alblynne 8
There goes your birthday money
alivak 6
Did he ask if he could borrow her car too?
Vilsitior_93 12
Haha @golden_warrior
Dynosaur_dollie 38
You could just click reply to that comment. Unlike Facebook, instagram etc. you can't tag people in your comment.
Axipiter 24
Now you know!
icadragoon 11
I would be more concerned that she sent him $1,000 then that she has an Internet boyfriend. Yikes! Looks like your computer needs parental controls for the parent. O-o
outoftown 27
I don't know why this is getting voted down; it's spot-on.
perdix 31
And who says you can't buy love?
Michele2luv 8
According to my last court hearing the police . . .