FML : Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML

Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 26 June 2013 16:42 / United States - Englewood

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By hopelessefforts | 9

#5553907 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:47

That must be awkward in bed if you know what I mean

By hannahisthewin | 6

#5553910 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:48

Bitch

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By hopelessefforts | 9

#5553907 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:47

That must be awkward in bed if you know what I mean

thatkidhesh | 11

#5553980 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 23:32

glad you're getting therapy for it. can't continue going through life being afraid of pussies.

Damian95 | 16

#5554000 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 23:46

Come on meow it can't be that bad.

LowLifeLoser001 | 5

#6547724 - Monday 29 February 2016 1:52

Nice

By hannahisthewin | 6

#5553910 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:48

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Anumayis | 34

#5553923 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:52

yeah. bitch. no sympathy for her here.

perdix | 29

#5553924 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:52

#2, did you read the whole story? It's a fear of cats, not dogs.

timss4 | 19

#5554211 - Thursday 27 June 2013 1:43

Definitely was about to comment the same way

By perdix | 29

#5553911 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:48

At least she didn't call you a pussy. . . reeeeer! (Sorry, did that scare you?)

jipster | 11

#5554599 - Thursday 27 June 2013 7:52

Throw a show at her.

iloveCS8 | 11

#5554743 - Thursday 27 June 2013 9:35

#69 I bet your picture would scare the shit out of OP

By Chellybelly92 | 14

#5553915 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:49

It's kinda funny and at the same time very immature of her. Glad you're getting help though. It should get better.

By JFloUnknown | 24

#5553916 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:50

Meow that sounded like the purrfect time to mess with you to me.

By hessel | 13

#5553918 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:51

bark at her. if she is that a good actor, than she will run away

By cuppycakeslove | 20

#5553920 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:52

I don't blame you, cats are furry demons

Nordrag | 25

#5554125 - Thursday 27 June 2013 0:41

One does not simply speak ill of cats on the Internet.

But, for the record, I agree with you.

By kee_breezy32 | 34

#5553925 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:54

your girlfriends weird I'm assuming .

kee_breezy32 | 34

#5557541 - Saturday 29 June 2013 6:30

why do people disagree with me about her being weird?

Thatgirl299 | 15

#5898094 - Friday 28 March 2014 10:06

#79 *facepalms*

By Kat7595 | 10

#5553930 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:56

You should find out what she's afraid of.

By brebabee793 | 13

#5553933 - Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:57

maybe you need a new support system.

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