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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 15:44 - Romania

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Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML

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wickix 3

Friday 27 May 2011 19:19

Not necessarily a bad thing...I'm not sure about Romania, but male grooming is usually considered a good thing in North America. I prefer my men manscaped! :)

hydef14 2

Friday 27 May 2011 19:18

that's just plain good conversation!

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ThomasAZ 3

Friday 27 May 2011 19:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Brittaneyyy 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:41

gotta have some trust in ur women stew^^!

duckiecrazy 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:49

yeah trust your woman. wouldn't u shave her if she asked you? lol

HyundaiOwner7 0

Friday 27 May 2011 21:01

80, I only shave her mustache for her... any other requests are out of the question.

docscientist 9

Friday 27 May 2011 21:39

Maybe you shouldn't be gnawing down there.

fanceh 10

Friday 27 May 2011 19:22

gotta do what you gotta do.

indistructo 3

Friday 27 May 2011 19:23

you could have heard worse..,

rujaku 1

Friday 27 May 2011 19:25

I thought girls like it when guys shave their privates.

sourgirl101 28

Friday 27 May 2011 20:45

They do.

SteelCladAngel 0

Friday 27 May 2011 22:31

not /all/do I prefer trimmed.

SpankyMcThrust 6

Friday 27 May 2011 19:27

And? Getting it completely shaved is a secret not many know, you should be ecstatic.

Egnar 19

Friday 27 May 2011 19:28

Your life sucks because you were eavesdropping and heard a conversation between your boyfriend and his friend about personal hygiene and grooming?

docscientist 9

Friday 27 May 2011 21:40

Yeah, these fmls are a little dull lately.

raider27 7

Friday 27 May 2011 19:29

Would you rather him have a jungle?

samicna 4

Friday 27 May 2011 19:30

at least they were just talking about it! who was educating who??

alexsmokesdro91 0

Friday 27 May 2011 19:32

and what did you find out?

hockeyrocks39 0

Friday 27 May 2011 19:33

It's better than catching them manscaping each other.

pacolaca 6

Friday 27 May 2011 19:50

that would be hotter tho... lol

duckiecrazy 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:51

ew no way!

Shadow4i5 3

Friday 27 May 2011 22:01

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