FML : Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the...

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Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Friday 16 September 2011 17:18 / United Kingdom

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By eurekaroy | 6

#3300659 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:50

Well let's look at the bright side, no one will want to mess with the drama kids now.

By stormchaser24 | 24

#3300667 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:51

Well that sucks but did you get a good grade?
The teacher must have been like nice fake blood. Oh shit!!!!

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By hockey199813 | 5

#3300642 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:50

War does op mean?

Tyler12108 | 0

#3300665 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:51

op means original poster

Streeet_hayley | 6

#3300671 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:51

Must be new ^

evaki1 | 12

#3300703 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:55

Onion Poop

evaki1 | 12

#3300708 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:55

Onion Poop

By ThatFunnyDude | 3

#3300644 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:50

I'm sorry op :(

Randuhh_17 | 4

#3300856 - Saturday 17 September 2011 0:15

What would you expect to happen, when you pound on a glass window?...

HowAreYouToday | 34

#3300879 - Saturday 17 September 2011 0:17

Lol. At least you didn't "brake a leg"

MrSarcasm | 4

#3300922 - Saturday 17 September 2011 0:22

Goosfraba OP… goosfraba…

monkeys1315 | 0

#3300949 - Saturday 17 September 2011 0:27

Hope you got a good grade

False_Stupidity | 41

#3300960 - Saturday 17 September 2011 0:29

34- it's break a leg, not brake

fthislyfe | 22

#3300997 - Saturday 17 September 2011 0:35

Look at the bright side: You're probably gonna be a bad ass actor/actress in the future.

HowAreYouToday | 34

#3301219 - Saturday 17 September 2011 1:23

34, sorry. Autocorrect. -.- I am humiliated

changesinme | 0

#3301620 - Saturday 17 September 2011 2:38

Thin glass and you need plastic surgery already? God knows what you were doing, doubt you were only pounding the glass eh?

ThatFunnyDude | 3

#3301648 - Saturday 17 September 2011 2:44

bury my comment! I want it to be the most downvoted comment ever!!

a_nutritionist | 10

#3301700 - Saturday 17 September 2011 2:59

the only way you could save that performance is to lick your lips and say "i like it when the red water comes out"...

kelseykaye93 | 1

#3301828 - Saturday 17 September 2011 3:38

Break*

HowAreYouToday | 34

#3301938 - Saturday 17 September 2011 4:10

-.- I get it

BagleHead | 6

#3302554 - Saturday 17 September 2011 6:49

34, I think you mean 'break', not 'brake'

HowAreYouToday | 34

#3302613 - Saturday 17 September 2011 7:05

I said I get it!!! Pudge fingers + touch screen = fails for me!!!

thatgirlinoregon | 21

#3302845 - Saturday 17 September 2011 8:59

The next person to correct 'brake' needs to be taken out and shot. Read the whole thread! For the love of god...

Shrike | 22

#3302852 - Saturday 17 September 2011 9:05

34 - it's "break", man. I don't mean to put you on the spot or embarrass you but just putting it out there before any of the grammar nazis correct you. :))

HowAreYouToday | 34

#3303541 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:42

97, I was corrected 3 times already. and I already admitted my fault. Read the whole freaking thread!!!

SChew | 6

#3303626 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:58

34, good try at a joke, it must be that damn autocorrect

andrew_bellati | 11

#4846081 - Wednesday 22 August 2012 1:53

*break.

xxBFMVAAMIWxx | 18

#5833141 - Monday 20 January 2014 13:28

#106 - You + people's ignorance and failure to read thread = raging frustration, anger and murder

By Brooke57 | 8

#3300654 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:50

ouch.. :(

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#3300807 - Saturday 17 September 2011 0:06

How can u pound enough to break the window and not feel pain while doing it?

False_Stupidity | 41

#3300943 - Saturday 17 September 2011 0:27

25- Note the reference to 'thin' glass..

silver0jay | 11

#3300962 - Saturday 17 September 2011 0:29

Well... If you really were a murderer... It seems you would of succeeded on escaping.
So good job. You get a gold star *

lilwaynerockz_fml | 12

#3305330 - Sunday 18 September 2011 0:52

And the plastic surgery could hide your identity... Of your hand.

By eurekaroy | 6

#3300659 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:50

Well let's look at the bright side, no one will want to mess with the drama kids now.

Soloman212 | 28

#3300724 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:56

Yeah, watch out for that guy!!! He can break thin, fake glass!

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3300735 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:56

True dedication to the club.

ihasbrains | 10

#3300954 - Saturday 17 September 2011 0:27

I personally find this interesting How many people do you know who are this passionate about what they do?

a_nutritionist | 10

#3301407 - Saturday 17 September 2011 1:59

@43 passion without intelligence is useless.

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3301899 - Saturday 17 September 2011 3:55

As is intelligence without passion, unfortunately.

By margie2194 | 12

#3300663 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:51

Kudos for really getting into character though. If I had an Emmy. I'll give it to you.

Zeek63 | 0

#3300916 - Saturday 17 September 2011 0:22

Op did you escape? I would have! You sure went HAM though! That does suck though I'm sorry

Andr913 | 13

#3301425 - Saturday 17 September 2011 2:01

I think he would receive the Tony, actually.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#3303474 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:34

Maybe, but 5 will never give up her Tony!

By stormchaser24 | 24

#3300667 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:51

Well that sucks but did you get a good grade?
The teacher must have been like nice fake blood. Oh shit!!!!

By champjb | 0

#3300678 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:52

Well. Try NOT hitting inanimate objects

JurassicHole | 5

#3300752 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:59

Ya, start hitting animate objects...they'll react better.

champjb | 0

#3302410 - Saturday 17 September 2011 6:09

They really do

By bertman | 0

#3300688 - Friday 16 September 2011 23:53

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

salvorican | 24

#3300903 - Saturday 17 September 2011 0:20

Well you know usually people being interrogated aren't going to like it... Unless your the joker

je_suis_fml | 11

#3300985 - Saturday 17 September 2011 0:34

10 - kinda like how you didn't think that comment through?!

a_nutritionist | 10

#3301443 - Saturday 17 September 2011 2:04

@36 you understand that acting doesnt imply directly replicating the actions of the person youre portraying right? there are plenty of sane, normal things to do in that situation that dont involve post production surgery.