Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML
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hockey199813
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War does op mean?
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Tyler12108
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op means original poster
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Streeet_hayley
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Must be new ^
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evaki1
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Onion Poop
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evaki1
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Onion Poop
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ThatFunnyDude
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I'm sorry op :(
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Randuhh_17
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What would you expect to happen, when you pound on a glass window?...
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
Lol. At least you didn't "brake a leg"
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MrSarcasm
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Goosfraba OP… goosfraba…
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monkeys1315
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Hope you got a good grade
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False_Stupidity
| 41
34- it's break a leg, not brake
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fthislyfe
| 22
Look at the bright side: You're probably gonna be a bad ass actor/actress in the future.
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
34, sorry. Autocorrect. -.- I am humiliated
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changesinme
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Thin glass and you need plastic surgery already? God knows what you were doing, doubt you were only pounding the glass eh?
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ThatFunnyDude
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bury my comment! I want it to be the most downvoted comment ever!!
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a_nutritionist
| 10
the only way you could save that performance is to lick your lips and say "i like it when the red water comes out"...
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kelseykaye93
| 1
Break*
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
-.- I get it
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BagleHead
| 6
34, I think you mean 'break', not 'brake'
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
I said I get it!!! Pudge fingers + touch screen = fails for me!!!
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thatgirlinoregon
| 21
The next person to correct 'brake' needs to be taken out and shot. Read the whole thread! For the love of god...
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Shrike
| 22
34 - it's "break", man. I don't mean to put you on the spot or embarrass you but just putting it out there before any of the grammar nazis correct you. :))
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
97, I was corrected 3 times already. and I already admitted my fault. Read the whole freaking thread!!!
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SChew
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34, good try at a joke, it must be that damn autocorrect
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andrew_bellati
| 11
*break.
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xxBFMVAAMIWxx
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#106 - You + people's ignorance and failure to read thread = raging frustration, anger and murder
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Brooke57
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ouch.. :(
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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How can u pound enough to break the window and not feel pain while doing it?
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False_Stupidity
| 41
25- Note the reference to 'thin' glass..
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silver0jay
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Well... If you really were a murderer... It seems you would of succeeded on escaping.
So good job. You get a gold star *
So good job. You get a gold star *
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lilwaynerockz_fml
| 12
And the plastic surgery could hide your identity... Of your hand.
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eurekaroy
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Well let's look at the bright side, no one will want to mess with the drama kids now.
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Soloman212
| 28
Yeah, watch out for that guy!!! He can break thin, fake glass!
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
True dedication to the club.
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ihasbrains
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I personally find this interesting How many people do you know who are this passionate about what they do?
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a_nutritionist
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@43 passion without intelligence is useless.
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ShroomsOnAcid
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As is intelligence without passion, unfortunately.
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margie2194
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Kudos for really getting into character though. If I had an Emmy. I'll give it to you.
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Zeek63
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Op did you escape? I would have! You sure went HAM though! That does suck though I'm sorry
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Andr913
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I think he would receive the Tony, actually.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Maybe, but 5 will never give up her Tony!
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stormchaser24
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Well that sucks but did you get a good grade?
The teacher must have been like nice fake blood. Oh shit!!!!
The teacher must have been like nice fake blood. Oh shit!!!!
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champjb
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Well. Try NOT hitting inanimate objects
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JurassicHole
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Ya, start hitting animate objects...they'll react better.
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champjb
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They really do
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bertman
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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salvorican
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Well you know usually people being interrogated aren't going to like it... Unless your the joker
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je_suis_fml
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10 - kinda like how you didn't think that comment through?!
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a_nutritionist
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@36 you understand that acting doesnt imply directly replicating the actions of the person youre portraying right? there are plenty of sane, normal things to do in that situation that dont involve post production surgery.
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white16sox
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Well I believe op was expecting stronger glass.
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a_nutritionist
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most glass isnt made to be pounded on, and more importantly school stage props are never going to be made of high quality material...theyre props.
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MotoTiller
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drama queen lol. hope you feel better soon.
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BrianAlarcon
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Sorry to hear that :(
The teacher must have been like nice fake blood. Oh shit!!!!