Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML
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Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
Today, I got to live my life's dream of going whale watching. Apparently my true life's dream was to get extremely seasick, sunburned to a crisp, and pay $60 to see only seagulls in the end. FML
Today, I boarded my very first cruise, in order to relax and unwind for week-long vacation. However, when I got on the ship, I found out that I get seasick REALLY easily. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
Today, I returned from a 5-day cruise for my senior spring break, filled with gorgeous sorority girls from all over the country. I was seasick the whole time. FML
Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
Today, it's day two of my two-month summer job on a Mediterranean cruise ship. I'm incredibly seasick, and the ship is still docked. FML
Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML
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Top comments
faithhaylee 11
Why did you go on a cruise if you have debilitating seasickness?
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Maybe the OP didn't know they had seasickness until they were on the cruise.
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Comments (48)
wellshitthen 14
That's some fowl shit. Sorry OP.
worldclassrager 41
Well you overcame your sea sickness...good for you OP
Khaleesi_26 30
Don't you just love over-coming hardship!
SmokinDarkAngel 3
Oh man, talk about batting a thousand.
captainsmegma 12
I think you should head for the buffet. Go ahead gorge yourself on all That great food. If it comes back up they have another one at midnight.
Frankie1234 9
Why go on a cruise if you know you suffer with seasickness so bad? That was garunteed to go wrong
alicat13 12
A bird ******** on you is good luck :-)
momac86 17
Ha! And that is why I hate birds
otumboo 10
hey what can you do? birds will be birds
calbiasso 12
Things of concern: the air isn't very fresh out at sea, there is much less oxygen so far from land and what is a seagull doing so far out? They only hang on coastal areas.
KayleeFrye 39
Um, actually, the majority of the earth's oxygen comes from algae, which is primarily found in the ocean.