FML : Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang...

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Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 9 September 2014 16:16 / Australia - Perth

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By hkhan24 | 23

#6060841 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 21:36

Dodged a bullet there!

By Octwo | 16

#6060843 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 21:36

Dodged a bullet of insecurity you could very well have not seen otherwise.

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By hkhan24 | 23

#6060841 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 21:36

Dodged a bullet there!

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Rinat_fml | 26

#6060890 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 22:13

Block his number ;)

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BigLatchZatch | 14

#6061154 - Wednesday 10 September 2014 3:33

No kidding. If he reacts like that, then it's best you didn't reply.

By thelegendarycarl | 12

#6060842 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 21:36

Some people just don't get it OP. Hope you're feeling better and you got everything cleared up.

By Octwo | 16

#6060843 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 21:36

Dodged a bullet of insecurity you could very well have not seen otherwise.

By Rayth | 19

#6060848 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 21:38

Sounds like you was able to get out early before something way worse could've happened.

By Aquila_Umbrae | 26

#6060858 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 21:42

Yeah sounds like an insecure jerk to me.

By iAmPaul | 49

#6060860 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 21:42

That sucks OP. Judging by that, he wouldn't have been a good boyfriend anyway.

By ThepurpleCow | 19

#6060862 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 21:43

There's this magical thing called a block button in contacts. Saved my ass 900 squared times.

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davidisbeast | 12

#6061087 - Wednesday 10 September 2014 1:33

900 squared times what?

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kinky44 | 28

#6061124 - Wednesday 10 September 2014 3:01

@38 Math is hard for you isn't it?

By martin8337 | 35

#6060867 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 21:46

Sounds like a stalker. At least you found out early on.

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brenton490 | 19

#6061323 - Wednesday 10 September 2014 10:14

If I can't have you nobody can!!!

By honeybeeki | 14

#6060870 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 21:49

Not so nice after all

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amisenho | 11

#6061689 - Wednesday 10 September 2014 21:32

How much do you want to bet he calls himself a "nice guy having a tough time with the ladies" when he describes his dating life (or lack thereof)?

By paperman84 | 7

#6060871 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 21:49

Luckily you haven't met him yet. I think its time to install Call Blocker App on your phone.

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