freakingow
United States
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Frozen 3
Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML
Anonymous
Rockville, United States
Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML
diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
KlutzyFarmGirl
United States
Glamorous...
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
TheMadKian
Put some steel toe boots on
Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML
boopingsnoot
Ready for the grill!
Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Anonymous
Unfortunate
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Top comments
Nyudo 3
What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!
Fabby_fml 2
Well. That's random.
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Comments (269)
lovergirl7 1
poptarts make you fat, be glad the brick of meat was there to save you
waukee123456 0
who keeps poptarts in the freezer?
authorkid 2
woulda been funnier if hat had broken ur toe was what u were opening the freezer for I the first place
sk8ergirl553 0
49 go **** your self! some poptarts are made to be frozen. god people these days..
meganpineapple 0
hahahaha 49. but the same thing happened to me with a hamburger patty.
kaylosaours 0
who puts poptarts in the freezer…
neiraem 0
LOL
alanazhere 2
meat fights back!! (I'm a vegetarian just so u noe)
xTaz81x 3
Who the hell puts poptarts in the ******* freezer? YDI.
influenced 3
Yeah. Why would you put poptarts in the freezer?...!
farhia97 0
WTF?! WHO PUTS POPTARS IN THE FREEZER?!