freakingow
United States
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Frozen 3
Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML
Anonymous
Rockville, United States
Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML
diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
KlutzyFarmGirl
United States
Glamorous...
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
TheMadKian
Put some steel toe boots on
Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML
boopingsnoot
Ready for the grill!
Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Anonymous
Unfortunate
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Top comments
Nyudo 3
What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!
Fabby_fml 2
Well. That's random.
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Comments (269)
katigger99 1
what r pop tarts doing in the freezer..that's fricken stupid!!!!!
gianamariex223 0
same thing happened to me! but an icepack hit me and i was trying to get icecream..
ArielTheMermaid 17
poptart in the freezer.....that's new
yaknowiverse 0
why keep poptarts in the freezer
briissocoollike 8
POPTARTS!!!
DreaKnoxville13 0
oh my gosh D:
Taurus_ChicKa 37
LMAO! I had the same thing happen to me, only I was after ice instead of Pop Tarts (which, by the way, it's Toaster Strudels that go in the freezer), and a big piece of meat in foil fell out. I was wearing pink fuzzy slippers but they didn't get out of the way in time - my dad rounded the corner just in time to see a pink fuzzy slipper not get out of the way of hard meat! It was hilarious! It didn't break my toe, but it hurt! lol
aashliey 0
You must be the only one on earth to put pop tarts in the freezer.
fuzzybear14 0
Who puts poptarts in the freezer?
johnel54 5
Freezers are the devil for that specific reason.