By audied - 04/01/2010 21:26 - United States

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Today, I noticed the woman I've been sleeping with for over 2 years never lets me see her naked during sex. I confronted her about it and she replied, "I don't care if you see me naked. I was just leaving the lights off the whole time so I don't have to see you naked." FML
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You deserved it 4 594
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JD_Knuckles 0
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Just be glad you're getting some. There are people with nicer bodies and still haven't gotten any. It's not like her's is any better...

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FMLouis 6
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There's a pretty simple solution to that. Doggy style

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azurablade 0

first

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pinktiger 0

HA. no ur not. sucka

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Pipistrello_fml 0

Pwnd.

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JD_Knuckles 0
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Just be glad you're getting some. There are people with nicer bodies and still haven't gotten any. It's not like her's is any better...

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iankennedy17 0

azurablade can suck his cock. fuckin noob

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missmarena 0
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awe. what a … bitch ! sorry but uh, she sure sounds like one

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DeTard 0
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Haha, roll with it dude. In total agreement with #5 here. And since she doesn't mind and you clearly want to, tell her you want to watch her undress (or undress her yourself) and turn off the lights before you get undressed yourself. ;)

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dante0220 0

u want some ice for that burn... 9th

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luve123 0
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that's soo cold for her to say. but ydi for having sex with a girl who doesn't respect you like you need to be.

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BRiANNE123 0

aww, it'll b all right.

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