Today, my girlfriend wanted to have a conversation about sex. After she finished telling me what she liked, in exact detail, I said, "Well, I really like…" She cut me off and said, "I don't give a fuck what you like." FML
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Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, my fiancee told me she felt horny and was excited for bed, then got mad when I seemed indifferent. I'd be more interested if she didn't constantly wind me up by talking about sex, then get cold feet the second we're alone. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
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Top comments
Brightside86 30
If you think this is going to have a happy ending than you haven't been paying attention...
Crowned Sataness 12
you mean ex gf, right? selfish ones like that are never a keeper
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Crowned Sataness 12
you mean ex gf, right? selfish ones like that are never a keeper
Brightside86 30
If you think this is going to have a happy ending than you haven't been paying attention...
JackWood 20
This can't be the first sign she is a control freak. js
1known 31
Hope you didn’t listen or you forgot what she said.
mike3775 36
I hope your reply after she said that was “see ya”
core01 30
Is this because you jump off the second you ****** without giving her an ******?
Blobby McGee 5
she ain't worth the trouble that she will cause you. Time to cut her loose
RichardPencil 30
Can you do what she likes? If so, that's what you like and conversation over. Otherwise, move on.
lalalaila777 24
after she explained in detail, did you acknowledge what she said, and how you felt about it first before delving in to yours? if a person doesn't feel heard, they often don't want to listen to what that person has to say. I've learned to speak up when i don't feel heard, if has a habit of cutting you off when you're being respectful, finding your voice to say that you matter is important, if she still doesn't care, it's important to let them know that you know you deserve better and will get it if they aren't willing to treat you with the respect and dignity you deserve