Love: Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Maddie - 20/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2019 02:01

Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML

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By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:18

Maybe your boyfriend is respectful and his sister is jealous? An "I wish my ass looked like that!" kinda thing? Lol.

SamSwebb 24

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:13

At least its better than no-one looking(?) :)

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DorLeon 14

Sunday 25 January 2015 19:44

what an ass :D

Timpa70 18

Sunday 25 January 2015 20:23

Plot twist: OP is male

HighasaCloud 46

Sunday 25 January 2015 20:46

Plot twist: the sister used to be a male.

Spongegirlcs 17

Sunday 25 January 2015 20:52

Go on…

wallmaria 15

Sunday 25 January 2015 21:06

that's a good thing though girls are way cuter

BLEED_MY_SOUL_07 9

Sunday 25 January 2015 21:53

Maybe he doesn't wanna look creepy

ohfortheloveof 4

Sunday 25 January 2015 22:29

And trust me if you decide to dump the jerk for his sister you will love it! You catch her looking at your ass trust me she is looking at EVERYTHING! And who knows you might wind up on Jerry Springer but it will be worth it! Ride the rainbow

joshi42 16

Sunday 25 January 2015 22:54

YDI for having a great ass, I guess?

devi_916 39

Sunday 25 January 2015 23:03

Go with her then. :-)

mjg1416 10

Sunday 25 January 2015 23:32

Maybe start dating her instead of him (:

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