Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
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Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
Maybe your boyfriend is respectful and his sister is jealous? An "I wish my ass looked like that!" kinda thing? Lol.
SamSwebb 24
At least its better than no-one looking(?) :)
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Comments (81)
DorLeon 14
what an ass :D
Timpa70 18
Plot twist: OP is male
HighasaCloud 46
Plot twist: the sister used to be a male.
Spongegirlcs 17
Go on…
wallmaria 15
that's a good thing though girls are way cuter
BLEED_MY_SOUL_07 9
Maybe he doesn't wanna look creepy
ohfortheloveof 4
And trust me if you decide to dump the jerk for his sister you will love it! You catch her looking at your ass trust me she is looking at EVERYTHING! And who knows you might wind up on Jerry Springer but it will be worth it! Ride the rainbow
joshi42 16
YDI for having a great ass, I guess?
devi_916 39
Go with her then. :-)
mjg1416 10
Maybe start dating her instead of him (: