Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
Maybe your boyfriend is respectful and his sister is jealous? An "I wish my ass looked like that!" kinda thing? Lol.
SamSwebb 24
At least its better than no-one looking(?) :)
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Comments (81)
yolololol3 17
well ask her why she does that
nphill82 21
Bow-chicka-wow-wow
jordanashley211 20
Well at least that's something I suppose.
sickmyduckplz 2
Maybe your boyfiends sister has more intentions on wanting to pork you than your boyfriend does.
Frostwolf223 1
Sounds like it's time to upgrade to the sister.
Rababco 29
Maybe the sister is a lesbian or bi? That or she's jealous and wishes hers was like OP. Doesn't explain why the boyfriend doesn't look at OP's butt though. Maybe he's just trying to be respectful or something.