Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Maybe your boyfriend is respectful and his sister is jealous? An "I wish my ass looked like that!" kinda thing? Lol.
SamSwebb 24
At least its better than no-one looking(?) :)
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Comments (81)
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
Give it to her!
vikky538 29
now you can proudly say that you have head turning ass...
Tonisha1989 11
I'm sure he looks at it. He's probably more discreet. She's probably wondering how to get one like yours. Some ppl just love a good ass no matter what sex they are. I'm a chick and a nice body is a nice body male or female.
ForeverJasmine 26
Id take it as s compliment! Lol
Risea 25
Hey you should take it as a compliment ,but your boyfriend better be careful if his own sister is looking just imagine how many other people are. ( I'm of course not saying you'd cheat OP).
RahulSen 2
Maybe it's because the sister is a lesbian who is attracted to you? Like in those Pornos?
heartofhannah 28
I don't see the problem.
thesinginguy 18
Leave him for her
LPisLame 16
Must be nice.
blu42nj 4
I watch enough anime to know where this is going. (()*)