Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
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Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
Maybe your boyfriend is respectful and his sister is jealous? An "I wish my ass looked like that!" kinda thing? Lol.
SamSwebb 24
At least its better than no-one looking(?) :)
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Comments (81)
therouni 23
Well, can't blame a girl for looking. Touching is out of line, but I'd take it as a compliment.
Sheepalicious 20
Dump him and date her.
iLikeherBs 5
He is probably gay
gabagabaheyu 10
switch teams?
Badkarma4u 17
Is it me or does anyone else hear 70's guitar music when reading that. Dun dun duuun chicka wacka chicka wacka chicka wacka dudum.
nobislee 0
Sounds like you should be dating the sister if he can't appreciate your body
DaltonZ 9
I'm not so sure how that's a bad thing. Someone finds you attractive.
someguyhere 12
Just keep and open mind and leave some options open....
truestoryjames 11
Maybe she just has a thing for butts?
Whoop_whoop 17
looks like your boyfriend has some competition