Love: Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Maddie - 20/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2019 02:01

Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML

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By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:18

Maybe your boyfriend is respectful and his sister is jealous? An "I wish my ass looked like that!" kinda thing? Lol.

SamSwebb 24

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:13

At least its better than no-one looking(?) :)

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therouni 23

Monday 26 January 2015 10:54

Well, can't blame a girl for looking. Touching is out of line, but I'd take it as a compliment.

Sheepalicious 20

Monday 26 January 2015 11:49

Dump him and date her.

iLikeherBs 5

Monday 26 January 2015 18:07

He is probably gay

gabagabaheyu 10

Monday 26 January 2015 21:26

switch teams?

Badkarma4u 17

Tuesday 27 January 2015 20:49

Is it me or does anyone else hear 70's guitar music when reading that. Dun dun duuun chicka wacka chicka wacka chicka wacka dudum.

nobislee 0

Tuesday 27 January 2015 21:28

Sounds like you should be dating the sister if he can't appreciate your body

DaltonZ 9

Wednesday 28 January 2015 20:25

I'm not so sure how that's a bad thing. Someone finds you attractive.

someguyhere 12

Wednesday 28 January 2015 21:24

Just keep and open mind and leave some options open....

truestoryjames 11

Thursday 29 January 2015 7:45

Maybe she just has a thing for butts?

Whoop_whoop 17

Thursday 29 January 2015 19:08

looks like your boyfriend has some competition

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