Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Maybe your boyfriend is respectful and his sister is jealous? An "I wish my ass looked like that!" kinda thing? Lol.
SamSwebb 24
At least its better than no-one looking(?) :)
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Comments (81)
kenerics 12
dump him and go for her tbh
extinct_dodo 18
Well, now you have backup in case your relationship goes for a toss.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Maybe he's looking at your brothers ass
tranced_ 45
This would've not been a problem if I was your boyfriend.
CaliCassanova 14
Boy friends a gentleman and his sister wants you too! Sounds like a good life to me everybody wants you!!
jkp1291 25
I smell a love triangle. I'm voting for the sister.
chrishaaansen 13
more importantly.. is she hot and would ya?
Ipsum629 13
maybe it's because he is a gentleman.
jesuis_julie 21
Be proud of that ass if she keeps looking at it!
born_hustla 26
I'm sure the sis wishes she had that great ass you have... *im sure it's great*