Love: Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Maddie - 20/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2019 02:01

Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML

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By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:18

Maybe your boyfriend is respectful and his sister is jealous? An "I wish my ass looked like that!" kinda thing? Lol.

SamSwebb 24

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:13

At least its better than no-one looking(?) :)

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teapotrevolt 27

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:29

Haha you must have a good lookin' butt! ;)

FroggerForReal 11

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:33

must really have a nice ass. But either your boyfriend doesn't appreciate it that much or his sister might be playing for ye other team

brittaaany_93 38

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:40

Appreciating a great ass never hurt anyone. Take it as a compliment, op!

Wakachulak 22

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:43

He's probably a breast man.

lolzalolliepop 15

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:54

Maybe she's bi? The possibilities are open

joe3_fml 15

Sunday 25 January 2015 16:04

He's obviously a **** guy.

fsomelife 26

Sunday 25 January 2015 16:17

Maybe you just have a fantasstic ass, but your boyfriend is asstoundingly oblivious.

AutisticAbyss 10

Sunday 25 January 2015 16:30

All I see is a win/win for you OP!

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Sunday 25 January 2015 16:40

yoga pants scream attention, look at this ass everyone.

laughingtoohard 14

Sunday 25 January 2015 16:59

Go for it

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