Love, Hobbies and Narcissist: Yeet him into Bass Pro Shops

Yeet him into Bass Pro Shops

By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 14:01

Today, my boyfriend made me feel like shit because I didn’t feel like going fishing, and compared me to his "fake" friends, even though every day for the past two months, I’ve gone every time he’s asked. But anytime I suggest we do something different, he shuts it down. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By sadrainindeed - 15/11/2023 19:00 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML

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Pay attention!

By anonymous - 04/12/2010 12:03 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were arguing about how he was too busy for me. During that conversation, he was texting his best friend and then called by his brother to drive him home. Instead of returning to finish our conversation, he left to prepare for his fishing trip with his mates tomorrow. FML

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Ouch…

By Istilllovehim - 18/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Hampton

Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML

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Nice guy

By UnderAppreciated - 05/11/2021 16:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, after an entire week of doing all the household chores, and feeling under appreciated, I suggested to my boyfriend that we go on a date night, to feel a little more connected. He has spent all day trying to get out of it. I offered to pay, because I just want to feel loved again. FML

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Trip of a lifetime

By Anonymous - 03/12/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, on the last day of our vacation with my boyfriend's family, I'm crying alone under a tree because he refuses to talk to me because I got mad he didn't want to do anything with me, but did those same things with his family. He went out of his way to do all the things I wanted to do, but without me. FML

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Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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By metalmusic - 05/07/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly tried to hook him with other girls, all the while knowing that we're dating. Their reasoning is that I'm not a 'real girlfriend.' FML

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In a galaxy far, far away

By fuck Star Wars! - 31/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a massive argument. I suggested we have a movie night. He suggested an all day/night Star Wars marathon. I’d be OK, if it wasn’t for the fact that we’ve done that at least five times in the last two months. He says I’m the one being unfair. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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Communication breakdown

By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 06:00

Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML

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gendojam 9

Saturday 31 July 2021 15:51

Dump him.

123Puppy 33

Saturday 31 July 2021 16:40

He’s a toxic person.

Comments

gendojam 9

Saturday 31 July 2021 15:51

Dump him.

xxlk4xx 6

Saturday 31 July 2021 15:53

I agree! people are allowed to have other interests!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 31 July 2021 16:11

She should cut bait. You should give your advice in fishing lingo.

Marcella1016 31

Saturday 31 July 2021 20:21

She should uhh fish or get off the pot. Am I doing it right?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 1 August 2021 0:43

Not quite. You've mixed your metaphors or dangled your participles or something. It might have worked if he challenged her to battle *****.

WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

Sunday 1 August 2021 2:56

Ummm...I think it might be time to clean some fish?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 31 July 2021 15:55

You should go, just for the halibut.

123Puppy 33

Saturday 31 July 2021 16:40

He’s a toxic person.

Chazzster 28

Saturday 31 July 2021 19:53

Unless you just love fishing, I think you need to move on from this relationship. It’s great to have common hobbies and interests, but that’s not enough to build a relationship on.

rotflqtms_ 21

Saturday 31 July 2021 22:18

So apparently only his interests matter in the relationship? His way or the highway? Heck nah, I would be so out of there if my guy made me feel like crap for not wanting to go fishing but yet never goes to anything I want to go to. Fishing is an all day thing too. Heck nah. I never went, but I'm assuming it's hella boring. (Would be for me. Some find it relaxing.) If my interests don't matter as much as his, we are not in an equal relationship and it's not worth it.

ropoa 11

Sunday 1 August 2021 0:26

Dump that little bitch.

Lydmyers 9

Sunday 1 August 2021 13:25

Don't feel like shit for having the same expectations of him, that be does of you. in fact, stop going fishing with him until things are abit more even on the playing field.