Wow you'd think he would at least do it partly for himself...ain't nobody want to be around that smell. Sorry OP :/

That's a shitty situation OP.

for the day, why don't you sit around in your boss's cabin

This has to be against someone kind of law or policy. Please, for the good of mankind it has to be.

One of those situations that I wouldn't much care about working there anymore. I would drop my pants and finish what I started in hit office and use the chair as a wipe. Cause your boss is and asshole.

you should have busted a horrible bosses moment

Nobody put YDI yet so tempting

What a dick.

Go over in his chair and shit your pants in that too jk don't do that. Idk man maybe have other employees cover for you or something?

Either your boss is a dick, or you have a history of calling off for no reason. Most reasonable managers will allow people off when ill.