Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML
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jkp1291
| 25
This has to be against someone kind of law or policy. Please, for the good of mankind it has to be.
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WCARlover
| 34
Wow you'd think he would at least do it partly for himself...ain't nobody want to be around that smell. Sorry OP :/
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WCARlover
| 34
Wow you'd think he would at least do it partly for himself...ain't nobody want to be around that smell. Sorry OP :/
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ScarredVox92
| 16
Sounds like a crappy boss to me. anybody? nobody? okay...
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jerryj
| 27
Nobody. Now gtfo.
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SweetheartSusie
| 20
That's a shitty situation OP.
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Rkikkas9713
| 25
You should feel bad for that horrible pun.
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WCARlover
| 34
If your comment is the situation you're referring to then you're absolutely correct
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ZeusBeDubsteppin
| 24
you're fired
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fromwhereistand
| 2
for the day, why don't you sit around in your boss's cabin
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jkp1291
| 25
This has to be against someone kind of law or policy. Please, for the good of mankind it has to be.
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memeometer
| 11
This actually could be a lawsuit, did he say that he doesn't think you are sick?
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devildog562
| 33
One of those situations that I wouldn't much care about working there anymore. I would drop my pants and finish what I started in hit office and use the chair as a wipe. Cause your boss is and asshole.
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King_paradox
| 22
That's savage
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joelp232
| 17
you should have busted a horrible bosses moment
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Sportey
| 9
Nobody put YDI yet so tempting
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chocolatelover96
| 14
1)Who the hell deserves food poisoning? 2)Here's another down vote you're clearly desperate for.
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mustangbravo
| 27
What a dick.
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stingray112
| 24
Go over in his chair and shit your pants in that too jk don't do that. Idk man maybe have other employees cover for you or something?
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snazzymcwho
| 21
Either your boss is a dick, or you have a history of calling off for no reason. Most reasonable managers will allow people off when ill.
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ataygarp
| 8
not true I've had bosses who made me go to work with 101 fever or wudn't let me leave when I was throwing up