By Anonymous - 6/6/2015 04:20 - United States - Brooklyn
Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML
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By  devildog562  |  33

One of those situations that I wouldn't much care about working there anymore. I would drop my pants and finish what I started in hit office and use the chair as a wipe. Cause your boss is and asshole.