Heavy sleeper

By PolarBear2020 - 27/07/2021 21:58

Today, maintenance was supposed to come in to replace my broken washer. I worked late last night until 4 AM, and then dozed off. I slept so soundly that they managed to enter the apartment, haul away the broken washer, and install the new one, all while I was fast asleep in the next room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 750
You deserved it 167

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OK. people, the FML is that he sleeps so soundly that people can come into his apartment, presumably make a lot of noise and not wake him up. In the case of getting a washer installed, it's no problem, but when the next intruders come to rob him, his heavy sleeping pattern will be a big disadvantage.

I'm guessing the FML is that they didn't install a new dryer while they were at it? Or are you the kid that complained about the Tooth Fairy?

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aliciamarsden30 2

I’m sorry. I don’t understand how this sucks. You were exhausted and the maintenance crew installed your washer for you while allowing you to sleep. Please explain?

I'm guessing the FML is that they didn't install a new dryer while they were at it? Or are you the kid that complained about the Tooth Fairy?

Wadlaen 21

Yes, I agree the situation sucked, to sleep through it like that, at the same time as I think you deserved the new washer. So, I'm a bit conflicted what button to press...

OK. people, the FML is that he sleeps so soundly that people can come into his apartment, presumably make a lot of noise and not wake him up. In the case of getting a washer installed, it's no problem, but when the next intruders come to rob him, his heavy sleeping pattern will be a big disadvantage.

EXACTLY RIGHT. The rest of you, stop questioning the FML gods

Marcella1016 31

And he posted it on the internet, along with his work schedule. Now the burglars have all they need to target PolarBear2020!