Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
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Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterwards tried to comfort me by saying there'd been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML
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Top comments
HRTreatman 17
At least you know the baby is yours.
EclipseCandy6 24
Well that has to be one of the awkwardest situations I can imagine
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Comments (147)
beeferjay 34
you should have coined the screen name "donor"
HRTreatman 17
At least you know the baby is yours.
AutumnHerondale 14
Does he?
grunt_fml 17
Yeah. He knows that he is the father of the baby, has to pay his ass off for the next 18 years and will probably never see it. Success!
MrThump 16
You met your wifes mistress? After she was pregnant with your child? Wtf is going on here?
joljenni 6
Just like Ross from friends. Or the OP is a woman. Either way....like Ross.
Joshawott 21
Oh thank Arceus. Glad to know I wasn't the only one confused by the phrasing of this FML :P. Because if like, it was a pregnancy caused by two women, then the money you'd make from the papers and scientific journals would have made up for the y'know, cheating.
Timpa70 18
might wanna tone down the digimon there...
lizlafluv98 10
Your wife is having an affair with a woman?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Bisexuals exist you know.
kuzzy00 22
I don't get it. She's cheating with a woman... And? So what? Would feel much different if it was a woman.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Some of us prefer our lovers to be faithful.
Vanderdale 14
No, no it wouldn't.
fashionbug9880 22
Cheating is cheating regardless of gender.
fakedsincerity 32
well, I misread that as the wife's mistress gave birth to their second child and was very confused. I need more coffee.
clemsi 20
Make sure to keep the mug away from your crotch.
Idahome 6
it was a very poorly written fml. i thought the same thing.
Eliiara 11
It's ok I had to read it like 3 times.
False_Stupidity 42
It reads both ways due to poor wording.
MdMan2 23
Nice reference from an earlier FML, I like it.??
fakedsincerity 32
Nice, #26. Hahaha. No crotch was burned here.
TrinityisLife 22
I need more coffee, too.
hkhan24 23
op is pregnant at the hospital giving birth. The mistress is a nurse at the hospital whom the husband is banging on the side. That's my understanding if the situation.
fallenshadow16 25
No
B00K_L0V3R93 31
That is not even close to correct. OP's, mostly likely in this situation a man but could also be a woman, wife just gave birth to their second child and at the hospital OP met their wife's mistress, meaning another woman the wife is having an affair with. Got it?
a1_z9 10
The mental hoops people will jump through to avoid acknowledging the existence of a genuinely bisexual (instead of doing it for male titillation) woman eh?
Omfgitsmia 15
Are you being sarcastic?
kishmobile444 16
I think you are correct, actually! I had to look at it a couple times myself! lol
BoBthemonkey98 20
This was a roller coaster from start to finish
Sammy_rawrr 13
well, that's awkward
dangousity 21
Poorly written statement.