Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my roommate glaring at me. Apparently, I was sleep-talking again, but last night I apparently shouted, “You’ll never find the bodies!” multiple times. He’s been sleeping with his door locked since. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML
Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
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paid2think 0
That's epic.
marinus_fml 20
At-least he wasn't masturbating to it!
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Comments (137)
mintcar 10
Hahaha, dude FYL. Hahahaha. This is too funny. Hey, you gotta admire his dedication, no?
aron33 2
What game was he playing? Also, he plays a game that contains knights, soldiers that were used in the middle ages, yet he dresses like a roman gladiator?
sirbrainiac 2
travian
anarchy109 5
sounds like a gay game ppl play at school called "tribal wars"
DJuan 0
this man is devoted! his passion is video game armies and sieges. fyl for not understanding the true passion behind that odd little man
Jimboom 12
Tell him that you bear news from Ceaser. He told you to tell him that he is throwing him a oldstyle roman orgy in his honour. And to come to Rome at once. That could get rid of him. ;-)
CitizenSnipz 0
Caesar*
CitizenSnipz 0
Bare*
itsthenickasaur 0
actuallly it is bear.
missory_missouri 0
Oh crap! You're rooming with my BROTHER!!....wait... No, I don't have a brother.. never mind :)
Fmlissodamnfunny 0
Was that supposed to be funny?It's kind of sad that you really thought someone would laugh to this. Lol
missory_missouri 0
Yet you say,"lol" I count this as a success. (:
TotalAnimeFreak 0
that's damn FUNNY! I would be like "Awesome dude!!" wait...does he scream out "LEEEEROOOOOOOOY.....JEEEEEEEENKINS"?
xpopcorn 0
o m g you so win!
far_east 6
ahahahahaha this one leroy jenkons reference is a biggyfat win
xxniteskie 1
Only if he was in his WoW get up.
thereisawar4your 0
what is bad about this again? that guy sounds awsome !!!
morphinex 0
dress up as a knight in shiny armour and challange him to a duel~
iheartglasses 0
When you sign up for dorm rooms dont you fill out papers so that you can be matched with a room-mate similar to you? Unless you live in a house off campus... Sorry for you lol
far_east 6
**** ye thats epic! your roomy owns a roman gladiator suit! man thats a hefty prank but if not... ahahah FYL, then i suggest you better start liking that game