I'm fragile, OK?

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 10:00

Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML
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Same thing different taste

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a toddler? damn glass jaw of the century or did you father BamBam?

This toddler should learn MMA to help control his/her strenght and start his/her promising wrestling career.

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Bullshit! You can talk with your jaws wired shut. And you have an excuse to drink milkshakes all day! People have been known to sneak M&Ms around their back molar...so I've heard.

a toddler? damn glass jaw of the century or did you father BamBam?

This toddler should learn MMA to help control his/her strenght and start his/her promising wrestling career.