Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the garden of my new house when a neighbour came over and told me to clear off or she would call the owner to tell them they were being burgled. When I told her I was the owner, she said I was clearly unsuitable to be living on this street, and to stop lying before she called the police. FML
Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
Today, the elderly couple next door asked me to cut down a tree in their yard. It turns out they told me to cut down the wrong tree, and I cut down the tree they got married under. They now hate me and tell me they plan to sue me for damage to property. FML
Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML
Today, while I was home sick from work, my neighbor got packages delivered. Our apartments have had a lot of thefts lately so, being neighborly, I brought her stuff inside to wait. When she came home, I gave them right to her. Instead of thanking me, she told the office that I was the thief all along. FML
Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
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thatkid00117 16
I suppose she got a stick up her ass
Miss_Chevious 37
Talk about nosy neighbour...
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Comments (46)
XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14
Pretty she's one of those "Save The Trees" type of people
Aerobic_Exorcism 13
Considering you just met your neighbor, I think it may be a fair assumption to think she thought the guy that stole the wood was her neighbor. If she thought the thief lived there, she wouldn't have reported, which is what she did. All in all, I don't think your neighbor is to blame for your loss of wood, OP.
UserError94 18
I cord of wood is a lot of wood! I find it hard to believe someone just came along and stole all of it
nockels 11
Obvs a lil bitch. And bitches get stitches m9
Kitouran 30
*Tips fedora* M'9.
ulissey_fml 22
She's a real beech.
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Someone needs to tell her that poking her nose in is not oaky.
ohsnapword 21
I really hope you called her on that.
Onyx3288 22
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you are a person of color and your neighbor is white
worldclassrager 41
What's a cord of wood? If she did that with trees you might want to be careful with lawn work...not that you should really give a damn about her option what you do on your property...
andrmac 25
A pile of wood that's cut 4' that's 4' high by 8' wide it's a LOT of wood probably half of what's needed to heat a very small house for the winter. Large house I think it's like 5 cords. So if you heat by 2 means that may have been his entire 2nd source of heat that would last until summer.
catherinecas 30
Depending on the area it's probably also worth quite a bit of money. Maybe OP wanted to sell it and get something nice? Or conspiracy theory the neighbor sold the cord of wood themselves.
Steve97 32
YDI for cutting down trees.
Steve97 32
I can't even make a comment on the guy cutting down trees? The lack of freedom of speech in this site is appalling. You have lots of growing up to do FML...
rosslynch553 16
Neighbors from hell
Denise1988 13
******* hippies.