By foreverashamed - 04/11/2011 06:57 - Canada
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Dude, a nine year-old kid gets more ass than you do. I don't think I need to point out how sad that is.
I thought this was going to say he was going to buy you a hooker. Slightly saddened by this.
No, Enslaved, I'm with Kicky on this one. A guy doesn't want his first time (or hundred) to be with a woman he loves. He'll just embarrass the both of them. Think of it from the hooker's point of view -- she doesn't mind if you are a bit fast to the finish line. In fact, hookers love preemies -- it makes their hourly rate go way up! The optimal situation is for a guy to have a lot of practice under his belt ;) before he whips it out in front of someone important.
You don't need a book man, does a lion need a book to know that it needs to pounce on gazelle? No! It's written on its DNA, pounce on that f*cking gazelle. Now go out, and use your damn lion instincts!!!
Step 1) Share your cookies Step 2) Share your juice Step 3) Watch out for cooties