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  kitty0910  |  0

Well even though I do not condone rape (bestiality is animal rape since the animal can't consent) dogs can't talk so you could get away with it.
My advice: use the dog to pick up chicks. you've seen the puppy rental commercial haven't you? say you rescued her(him?) and girls will fawn over you.

  Monikabug  |  9

Yes, it is and I have a feeling we are going to be seeing a lot of "inner-species erotica" comments now....
_waits for it.

OP, you need to get out there and have a social life. When your dog starts looking like the perfect girlfriend it is time for a vacation!

  Massdebater  |  1

sorry tiger, but I think I'm gonna have to call you out on that fact you just pulled out your ass. it hasn't been illegal since the beginning of time. maybe you would know that if you spent less time playing golf and cheating on your wife, and more time reading...