By Austin Franklin - 18/03/2012 11:41 - United States

Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
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Pixxio_O 11

Awkward moment when he finds out it was his grandma.

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ALlamaOnFire 20

Sigh, which relative was it? Time for the Winsest jokes

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Viciousstorms 7

Not a great story to tell the kids one day.

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Cad6 24

Considering that OP thought the girl was attractive, it most probably would be the sister (similiar ages). However, I wouldn't underestimate the raw sexual magnetism that radiates from the Grandma.

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Drigr 9

13, there is also this thing called cousins. It might not be the case in all families, but in mine, I have a few cousins within a few years of me.

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Cad6 24

#24 - Good point. However, the it is more likely that one would have a sister of similar age versus a cousin. And I still consider my female cousins as "sisters" if not more.

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mboehm88 3

If you were so drunk that you forgot where you were, I don't know how much success you would have had hitting on any girl (unless it was snooki)

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n_epic_fail 14

At least you didn't impregnate your long lost daughter -_-

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ifoundalaska 11

Being siblings doesn't necessarily mean they're close in age, my moms 13 years older than her sister

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The_Hitdude 12

^ My family's similar. My mom is in her late 40s and her youngest sister is 28. Some families have kids later in life than others.

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holllla_fml 3

It's way more likely it was a cousin. You'd have to be way drunk to not remember your sister, it would be easier to just forget you were at a family reunion. It's common to be the same age as cousins, I have 4 in the same grade as me & all 21 of my cousins are within 15 years of each other.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

12 Fail logic is fail. In fact I've never seen quite so much fail logic in one comment.

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llamafish 25

Wincest, incest is. I'll go back to my dank corner now.

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thiscrazything 1

Sounds like a good old West Virginia get together.

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FinnishAmerican 3

24 is right, I come from a very big family, 135 first cousins, my moms family is 18 kids big, my dads 13, there could easily be aunts or cousins the OP's age

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Holy_ish 19

lmao well sleeping with Snookie isn't something to be proud of.

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ALlamaOnFire 20

Sigh, which relative was it? Time for the Winsest jokes

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Jakesterk96 8

Wince...*gets tongue cut off with a lightsaber*

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PenguinSwag47 0

Incest, the game the whole family can play!

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philipino 24

I call "sincest"! Wait, why are we calling names for incest? We are messed up sons of bitches. Oh wait, I already knew that. *slips back into den*

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FukeT_ 10

Incest is the best put your cousin to the test

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ALlamaOnFire 20

The family that sleeps together, stays together.

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Torva_fml 16

Screw off, please.

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ghostlilac 25

14, didn't you just warn us about the "wincest" jokes?

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floggingmolly97 0

The funny part is the picture is accusing like the comment

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ALlamaOnFire 20

Yes, but I couldn't help myself, much like the OP

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KeyboardWarrior 10

That's wrong on so many levels. I honestly don't see why people find incest jokes funny. :l

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llamafish 25

Because it's fun for the whole family! :D

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j_cat187 19

#136 butt-plug, a game for the whole family.

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queen_awks 16

I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say that he probably didn't...

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rhysfucker 24

Ha! Stab in the dark! Get it ?? I thought it was funny..... Alright then.

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FruityLoooons 8

47 - Yeah friend, we got it already. There was really no need for you to, well...repeat it.

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Cad6 24

^And there was no need for you to comment on it. Bring it on.

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TheCaterpiller 6

And there was no near to reply to that un-needed reply

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TheCaterpiller 6

I just made myself confused. Now I don't know who I am or what my name Is.

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rhysfucker 24

^ You make-ee me laugh you fuzzy worm!

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aimeesea75 16

Dear number 4, Your comment was delightfully disturbing and hilariously heinous. Sincerely, Me

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alstbv12 13

Awww da wittle puppy!! Husky or malamute? I'm guessing malamute.

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1ManBrigade 1

95 you just confused the shit out of me lol!

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Pixxio_O 11

Awkward moment when he finds out it was his grandma.

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IndianGiver 8

Its still not ok even when grandma "puts that shit on everything."

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jeob1992 8

Maybe his grandma is a GILF

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loufol22 5

Your picture makes everything you write look sad or shy.

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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Your picture makes me want to respect your authoritah.

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crazyfunnieman 3

Lol sucks to be you

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KiRaKaT 9

Why does it suck to be OP? they brought it on themselves by getting so drunk at a family reunion...sucks for the family for having to deal with a wasted mess. I don't deal well with sloppy drinkers

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Zmeilerr 22

Being piss drunk should be no excuse to hit on your own family.

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deathpotato 11

Yeah, I'm never drunk when I hit on my family.

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Mguy 2

Your right it's better to keep it inside next to the anger and the pain

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ladyLALAA 28

How awkward for OP at the next family gathering... I want to know which relation!

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jwebster 8

Believe it or not the biggest incest problem is in Maine. Lol

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RamenForTheWin 10

Sweet home Alabama...

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stevenmer 2

Ya but ours have horrible southern accents

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gators1995 30

Sweet Home Alabama Where your Uncle is your Dad!!! xD

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