Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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racerapj 10
Wincest?
CobraKitNu 7
..Wincest?
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Comments (258)
aerogxt 7
Sounds like the time my sister stayed the night at the hotel with me....mmm memories
ROSEisAmazing01 4
Um. Ew?
aron666 25
um, he just loves you OP, maybe a little too much?
_spazziee 6
I'd have to say he loves you to much after the first meet and greet.
FailAllDay247 0
Did he then rub your thigh?
sammyluvspugs 4
That should make Thanksgiving awkward...
nani_rox 9
That is ******* nasty...
JayJavaMonsterr 10
That's not brotherly love... O.o
tyquavious 0
That must mean you're really hot;)
kirbeaar 19
I have a cousin like that, I feel for you. That is just gross.