Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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racerapj 10
Wincest?
CobraKitNu 7
..Wincest?
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Comments (258)
Yetifoot 0
Is OP a boy or girl?
linkinpark98 24
Hey OP, are you a boy or a girl?
youliia 0
I bet that ruined the relation, before you even really had one.
Pinky1407 4
Well that sucks... bleh
hilary56 0
Holy shit that sucks
sammyluvspugs 4
That should make Thanksgiving awkward...
1030295 6
I doubt you are going to talk to your brother for a very long time...
Greggums 2
Dear lord
theanimepanda 4
do you happen to live in the south??
SammyS2012 21
"I don't wanna be anything other than, what I've been lately. All I have to do it think is think of me and I have peace of mind... I don't wanna be anything other than me!" On this episode of ONE TREE HILL.