Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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racerapj 10
Wincest?
CobraKitNu 7
..Wincest?
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Comments (258)
nic7973 23
he did know that you were his sister, yes?
spongebobby617 0
Is he cute??
princesslea311 0
my brother farted in front of me the first time we met and I thought that was awkward...
shane_109 8
Lmfao! People from Texas
prettylilbeast 0
Was this before or after he found out you're his sister?? Cuz it could be creepy, or just a super awkward mistake... (or a kinda compliment?)
anappleaday 0
Why does everyone find significance in the fact OP is from Texas? Incestual families can be anywhere in the world, and unless you can prove it YOURSELF, are only fabled to be more common in southern states. Maybe, if you visited them, you would see we're just like everyone else. Just because I live in a small town in Arkansas, doesn't mean I am fluent in hillbilly language, play a mean banjo, or have the hots for my first cousin. Educate yourself before you start saying offensive things.
rheaboo 0
Thank you cuz like I said I'm not related to my boyfriend and I don't have the hots for any of my family!!!
paullywobbles94 4
221- I can see the point you're trying to make and it is true that certain states in the US get a negative connotation about incest, and being redneck. However, that is not entirely why everyone is saying "of course they are from Texas". The other reason being is that, maybe you have seen this on the news maybe not, but there is a daughter in Texas who is pregnant with her father's child and they are supposedly madly in love and attracted to each other. So it's not entirely because of the stereotype, it is also because we have a current example to judge people on based off of location.
znye01 0
Hockey is what they do to punish people who misbehave in hell
richieflow 3
Sounds like a great time !! Live it up
savy7093 9
How did we start talking about sports...?